What’s your favorite Steinbrenner ‘Seinfeld’ moment?

Cheboygan News ^ | 7/13/10

[lazypadawan]

I don’t remember the episode, but at one point Steinbrenner mangles Pat Benatar’s “Heartbreaker.” Heh heh.

[windcliff]

ping

[traderrob6]

Guess I don’t have one.

[Tainan]

Great thread idea....well done!

[eyedigress]

(Scene: Yankee Stadium, Steinbrenner’s office, someone is knocking)

Steinbrenner: What is with these people, all day long. Come in, come
in.

Wilhelm: Ah, Mr. Steinbrenner, you know, we’ve searched everywhere,
there’s no sign of him. Not even anyone who remotely fits his
description, sir.

Steinbrenner: Oh my God, do you know what this means, Wilhelm?

Wilhelm: What, sir?

Steinbrenner: He’s dead! Costanza’s dead!

Wilhelm: Well, no, no, you see, I don’t think—

Steinbrenner: As quickly as he came here, he’s gone. The poor little
guy! Easy. Easy, big Stein, get it together. Ok, Wilhelm.

Wilhelm: Yessir?

Steinbrenner: Find out where his parents live.

Wilhelm: Parents.

Steinbrenner: I’m gonna personally notify them. ...and, ah, line up
some candidates to fill that assistant to the General Manager position,
we can’t grieve forever! We gotta get back to business! Back to
Business Wilhelm!