Posted on 07/03/2010 7:39:36 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
“Elliot Blume-Pickle”
Strike 1 - Hyphenated name
Strike 2 - Part of the name is pickle
Rumor has it his nick name is Dill.
With a name like that, they’re damn lucky he’s not an axe murderer.
Since Ted's passing, everyone's trying to fill the shoes of the Kennedys.
Is this a new requirement for liberals?
Clinton, Gore, Kennedy etc. ....
Why would any male kid have a hyphenated name. Is this a lib thing?
I guess he shoulda kept his pickle in his pants.
While people from all political parties rape, I’d not be surprised that far more (D)s than (R)s do. I wonder if there is a study on that.
Conservatism is for the mature and reasoned. Liberalism for the immature and impulsive.
Rape is immature and impulsive, generally.
Convict him on General Principle and while we're at it, hang his mother.
Who’s Judy Blume?
Anybody else memba the cartoon, Rugrats? The main characters were the Pickles family (and at the time it was popular, about ten years ago) I thought it was a ‘Blume’ homage).
And yes...there WAS a DYLan Pickles :)
“Why would any male kid have a hyphenated name. Is this a lib thing?”
The parents do it to them.
Miss Smith marries Mr. Jones. They name their kids “Smith-Jones.”
The kids don’t have a say in it.
I always wonder what happens to little Mr. Smith-Jones when he grows up and marries Miss Brown-White.
Their kids would have to be “Smith-Jones-Brown-White” to be pc. Stop the insanity!
now the children with hyphenated names are growing up marrying spouses with hyphenated names and having to figure out what their children’s last name will be!
If he cried during sex we’ll know he’s a Kennedy.
Could be worse, He could be named Oliver Boliver Butt.
I knew a couple who were going to do that to their child. She was Jolly, he was Berger. Yes. Jolly-Berger. They were expecting their first kid in a month and I said if it was a boy they should name him Buster Harry.
They rebel!
My daughter was just at the wedding of a co-worker (who HAD a hyphenated name). She went rogue. Took the new hubbies name (nice Polish surname, w/alot of vowels!!!).
My daughter didn’t say if the bride’s parentals were t’od.
Details (scroll down past the Lady Gaga story to the “Quite a pickle” section):
http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1265252&srvc=home&position=also
“Took the new hubbies name “
sensible woman.
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