Caption Michelle, back in the White House garden, telling chefs what our kids should eat

Daylife Photos ^ | 6/4/10 | staff

[reaganrevolutionin2010]

Doing her Whitney Houston On Crack impersonation. Always a big hit.

[Hoffer Rand]

Boob belts must still not be high enough, now she’s gone to boob bows.

Yes, Michelle, we know you have boobs. But trying to accentuate them doesn’t minimize your four ax handle wide rear the way you’d like.