Posted on 06/03/2010 10:10:51 PM PDT by Chet 99
You have an admirable neighbor, a pitch fork also works well....you pin them to the ground and watch them squirm before you give them the kill shot.. :O)
Get a higher dosage bottle of bitch pills?
Spare me the saccharine psychodrama.
When I first “met” you, I liked you because I figured that anyone who liked goats had to be a good person.
After that first public exchange, just imagine my surprise when FReepers I’d never even *heard* of, let alone knew, flooded my mailbox with warnings to not trust you.
They even mentioned your preferred technique of “telling sad stories” to gain pity [and a respite from the public beatings] when you fully intended to stab the one who felt sorry for you in the back again, at the first opportunity.
Silly me.
I didn’t believe them.
But then, I started seeing that some FReepers have “like/don’t like lists” on their ‘about me’ pages and *you* show up on those list with alarming frequency, generally in a column that’s titled something along the lines of “untrustworthy”/”crazy”/”evil”/”backstabber”, etc etc.
Truth be told, I wouldn’t bet $5 on your ‘dog story’, now.
If it is true, I am sorry but frankly, I have good cause to distrust everything you’ve ever said.
That many people, utterly unconnected save membership on this board, having *your* name on what amounts to “BEWARE! EVIL!” lists makes me suspect that there’s a good chance they all know you better than I do.
FYI, I would rather be superficially judged a “slimy little creature” and have the one judging me be wrong than to be a poster who picks some “sweet little old lady name” when in reality, they are more like unto Lucifer, posing as an angel of light, just waiting to lure in and slash the next trusting fool who comes along.
You cried on my shoulder and then shanked me mere minutes later and yet are offended by “the likes of *me*”?
That’s unintentionally hilarious.
Perhaps my posts “bore you” because they’re written with a steady hand, guided by a sober mind.
It will be a delight to skip your insipid, inebriated ravings...*except* when you ~refer~ to me in one of your little mutual masturbation/”third person” conferences.
I will ignore you gladly but if you do not absolutely return the same, the blades come out.
Your choice, “granny”.
........ most (not all) pit bull owners in San Antonio are human scum.
Same here in Mobile, AL. Most are scum. I believe it’s pretty universal.
A bit hard on the ribcage but infinity more comfy than a large antler wedged against you.
Mine like the bully sticks, too.
[gross!]
Better than a drunken halfwit who *has* no point to make.
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Butterfly shrimp....dipped in butter.
[have I mentioned that I like butter?]
:)
Wow. I wouldn’t get within ten miles of that thing.
I love butter. :)
I tried SO hard not to bust out laughing.
[now I gotta go find that one scaredy-cat dog of mine..she took off into the next room like a bat outta hell]
You shouldn’t talk about your friends that way, they might get offended....
I rest my case.
[you can’t live without your liver, you know]
*Not* quite that much at one time, though...:))
Just curious;
In “your world”, is *that* what passes for “rapier wit”?
Utterly uncreative ad hominem?
Toilet humor?
“I know you are but what am I”/PeeWee Herman channeling?
Seriously.
Do you ~really~ find your posts ‘amusing’ and actually believe you’ve *ever* ‘scored a point’ with *any* of them?
If so, I sincerely pity you.
If not for your fellow basement-bound Mini-Male Miscreants, you’d get no “laughs” at all.
Love your comment, I haven’t even taken them yet today...:O)
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