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Pizza in Naples may be baked using coffin wood: report
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| 5/17/2010
Posted on 05/17/2010 1:56:21 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley
Pizza in Italy sucks, it all tastes like coffin wood.
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posted on
05/17/2010 1:57:52 PM PDT
by
TWfromTEXAS
(Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
To: markomalley
Well the corpses don’t seem to be complaining.
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posted on
05/17/2010 1:58:01 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: markomalley
(Well, someone had to post it.)
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:05:40 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
To: markomalley
In Naples...wouldn’t surprise me.
Are the Campfire girls and Humpty-dumpty still there?
Fond drunken sailor memories of Naples.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:07:41 PM PDT
by
dis.kevin
(Dry white toast)
To: markomalley
Vito’s pizzeria/crematorium.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:08:02 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: markomalley
Boy, this pizza sure tastes good, but for some reason it has kind of a dead feel to it and I don’t know why!
To: markomalley
Seems like an awful lot of work for not very much wood.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:11:01 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: KarlInOhio
To: KarlInOhio
Tasty.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:16:28 PM PDT
by
pogo101
To: markomalley
Naples' graveyard has long been hunting ground for thieves: last year, 5,000 flower pots were stolen from the cemetery. Perhaps, but unless the place always looks like one-fourth of the area has been recently visited by a synchronized roto-tiller drill team, then it's unlikely that the coffins are being uprooted for use as kindling.
At least not enough of them to fire the local pizzeria ovens on an ongoing basis.
More definitive evidence is in order here - and it's not all that tough to catch grave-robbers if you want to.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:25:29 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: markomalley
Good idea. It's much harder tricking those zombies into the oven after they start stumbling around.
To: dis.kevin
You mean the campfire girls who hung out near AFSOUTH in Bagnoli?
Humpty-Dumpty used to make extra lire posing for photos while holding up the sign of your choice. Between Solfatara and Terme Agnano, IIRC.
Summer of ‘68. Fine European shotguns and pistols sold for a pittance at the Naples R&G Club. Many decades gone, now.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:31:45 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
To: markomalley
Seems like it would be easier to chop down a tree than dig up a coffin.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:44:18 PM PDT
by
Sherman Logan
(When buying and selling are legislated, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.)
To: Sherman Logan
Yes at first blush it would seem easier to cut down a tree. However, coffin wood is seasoned.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:48:49 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: KarlInOhio
To: markomalley
Good thing they don’t embalm ping.
To: markomalley
The guy who did this is dead meat.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:54:37 PM PDT
by
999replies
(Thune/Rubio 2012)
To: markomalley
Of corpse, some people may not like the after taste.
Also, the smoke will make coffin inevitable.
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:57:35 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Conservatism isn't a party)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
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posted on
05/17/2010 2:58:00 PM PDT
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Sherman Logan
(When buying and selling are legislated, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.)
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