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05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic

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To: Post-Neolithic

He shoulda armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Unforgiven


281 posted on 05/14/2010 7:49:07 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: dfwgator

Awesome...They Live !!!


282 posted on 05/14/2010 7:49:33 PM PDT by magritte ("There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself "Do trousers matter?")
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To: NRPM

Bluto on getting kicked out of of school in Animal House:

Aw man . . . seven years of college down the drain!


283 posted on 05/14/2010 7:50:36 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: All
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth.

It's a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody! - John Adams, 1776

Marry, me, Scarlett, I can't go on forever trying to catch you between husbands. - Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind.

I hope you are all Republicans. - Ronald Reagan, to the doctors after he was shot.

284 posted on 05/14/2010 7:51:17 PM PDT by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“I hope he fails, too!”

-—The MahaRushie


285 posted on 05/14/2010 7:52:36 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
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To: ErnBatavia

Any woman that looks like that’s gotta be named Louise!


286 posted on 05/14/2010 7:52:41 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: RatRipper

‘Yes, I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.’


287 posted on 05/14/2010 7:54:00 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: eeevil conservative

Ted Kennedy:

Congratulations to the two players Major League Baseball’s home run race: Mike McGuire and Sammy Sooser


288 posted on 05/14/2010 7:58:40 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”
—Steinbeck

“Gettin’ old sure does suck!”
— me


289 posted on 05/14/2010 8:01:39 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
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To: infidel29

My hypocrisy goes only so far - Doc Holliday (Tombstone, I think)


290 posted on 05/14/2010 8:02:55 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

A man’s got to be discreet in his indiscretion - Earl Long - Blaze


291 posted on 05/14/2010 8:06:50 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

“That’s between them and God. I’m just here to arrange the meeting.”

Man on Fire


292 posted on 05/14/2010 8:07:08 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("You cannot defeat an enemy you will not define.")
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Where the hell do you put the bayonet?”- Chesty Puller, on first seeing a flamethrower


293 posted on 05/14/2010 8:11:54 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people and I expect the same from them.”
John Bernard Books (John Wayne) The Shootist


294 posted on 05/14/2010 8:25:04 PM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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To: Post-Neolithic

No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was misreported then, and it is misremembered now.
—Richard M. Nixon, 1985


295 posted on 05/14/2010 8:33:34 PM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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To: Tammy8

“I wouldn’t.”
.
John Wayne cop character after kicking down a door with gun drawn as a bad guy starts to go for his gun.


296 posted on 05/14/2010 8:34:16 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: B4Ranch

“Re That’s between them and God. I’m just here to arrange the meeting”. Also the Marine Corps slogan.

“A man’s gotta know his limitations” - Dirty Harry in “Magnum Force”

paraphrased: “of all the lousy gin joints in this city, she had to chose mine” - Humphrey Bogart in “Casablanca”

Also, but not historically accurate: “Play it again, Sam”.

Some poor smooh. “Why me God, why me?
God: “Why not?”

Re the old joke about the commissioned statue/painting that represented Gen. George Custer’s last words at Little Big Horn, “ Where’d all those f*king Indians come from?”.

The picture was a very descriptive of what the Indians were doing and it wasn’t fighting.


297 posted on 05/14/2010 8:40:17 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Post-Neolithic
"To keep you is no benefit; to kill you is no loss." (Viet Mihn)

"I refuse to apologize for my ability – I refuse to apologize for my success – I refuse to apologize for my money." (H. Reardon - Atlas Shrugged)

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man nor ask another man to live for mine." (J. Galt; Atlas Shrugged)

"Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not no way; not no how.” (Wizard of Oz”)

"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. (Winston Churchill)

“The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.”

298 posted on 05/14/2010 8:41:44 PM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Buzzard's gotta eat; same as worms.)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“No, Mr. Bond, I want you to die!”
- Goldfinger


299 posted on 05/14/2010 8:48:00 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (+)
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To: Logic n' Reason

“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick”


300 posted on 05/14/2010 8:48:08 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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