His teleprompter is stuck.
Ought to read: Dear comrades,er er, employees, I uh, er, um, think we need to have a um chicken summit.
Where’s my waffles?
Some one should photoshop the “seat your self” sign into a teleprompter.
Hasn’t his showcase wife told him wings are bad for ya?
The lady on the far right of the first photo in the yellow jacket and blue scarfie thing is the same person riding the hovercraft in the other “Caption Zero” thread. Is she a White House reporter or what?
You can get better wings 15 miles south, in Hamburg. If he wanted good barbeque he should have come to Dinosaur BBQ in Syracuse.