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How Long Can you Keep that Mayo?
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Posted on 05/13/2010 10:43:27 AM PDT by notaliberal

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“Well, smell it.” (snort, sniff) “It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!” “It’s good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It’ll turn up in something.” -George Carlin


21 posted on 05/13/2010 10:52:29 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: a fool in paradise
After cinco days, the mayo stinks...

Cinco de mayo. LOL!

22 posted on 05/13/2010 10:52:36 AM PDT by kevao
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To: GeronL

I don’t store oil in the fridge and I toss it when it starts to smell funny. It’s probably not going to hurt you, but it makes the food taste odd.


23 posted on 05/13/2010 10:53:11 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: notaliberal
Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as

Sinko De Mayo.

24 posted on 05/13/2010 10:56:59 AM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the Hell Out of the Way!)
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To: notaliberal
Mayonnaise:

Opened: 2 months in the fridge. Be sure to refrigerate after opening, and never leave mayo out of the fridge for more than two hours.

I make sure to take mine out of the fridge every day and put it in the sun for an hour and 59 minutes.

Packaging question. Why does the big jar of mayo which is more than I will use in a couple of years cost $3, while the 12 oz bottle costs $2.90?

25 posted on 05/13/2010 10:57:30 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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To: brytlea

We never kept ketchup in the refrig. It never went bad. Although I’ve seen brown ketchup in restaurants. And I found maggots in a ketchup bottle in a greasy spoon in N. Dakota. Fortunately, it wasn’t MY ketchup. It was on another table. But I could see them moving from eight feet away.

This thing is ridiculous.

BTW: If you keep your refrigerator at 32º, stuff, including milk and cream, will keep ten times as long as at 40º.


26 posted on 05/13/2010 10:58:09 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: notaliberal

God gave us a nose for a reason. Sniff away, if it smells spoiled or rancid then ditch it.


27 posted on 05/13/2010 10:58:16 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: El Sordo
JERRY: Kramer, are you drinking that milk?

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: What's the expiration date on that?

KRAMER: September third.

JERRY: The third?

GEORGE: and SUSAN: The third?

KRAMER: Um, Uh, ugh, ...

SUSAN: Noooo... [Kramer throws up on Susan]
< /seinfeld >
28 posted on 05/13/2010 10:59:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: JPG
God gave us a nose for a reason. Sniff away, if it smells spoiled or rancid then ditch it.

Fermentation is a normal process.

Sometimes it is not merely spoiled.

And pickling works against that.

29 posted on 05/13/2010 11:00:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: KarlInOhio

The answer to the question “Why does X cost Y?” is always exactly the same:

Because that’s what people will pay for it.


30 posted on 05/13/2010 11:01:34 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: GeronL; Slings and Arrows
Sour cream doesn’t last any longer if you don’t open it, lol.

How does sour cream taste when it goes bad?

31 posted on 05/13/2010 11:03:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Arthur McGowan

We don’t use much ketchup anyway (since the kids grew up and and left) but I’m a fridge kind of person, sort of when in doubt keep it cold. And I smell most everything before I eat it anyway. We almost never get stomach bugs, and I attribute that to the fact that I’m just this side of Mr. Monk when it comes to that stuff (I think most stomach *flu* is really food born illness). Teaching biology probably accounts for my hyper sensitivity. LOL I DO like to keep butter on the counter to keep it soft. I know....that’s strange, but I’ve never had it go bad, and you CAN tell when it turns.


32 posted on 05/13/2010 11:03:38 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: notaliberal

I have Twinkies and Peeps I’m keeping just to see how long before they go bad.


33 posted on 05/13/2010 11:05:10 AM PDT by lucky american (If you think the Libs care about your health.....LOLOLOL)
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To: a fool in paradise

It is a totally different smell. Have you ever smelled bad milk? Completely different from sour cream. I can’t describe it, but it’s gross.


34 posted on 05/13/2010 11:05:36 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: oneolcop

Lol! Dang, I was falling for it too!


35 posted on 05/13/2010 11:06:30 AM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: notaliberal; JoeProBono

36 posted on 05/13/2010 11:07:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: ladyvet

Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself.


37 posted on 05/13/2010 11:07:48 AM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the Hell Out of the Way!)
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To: notaliberal

Until Sinko De Mayo?


38 posted on 05/13/2010 11:08:00 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: brytlea
Add some whipped cream, it'll find an equilibrium...
39 posted on 05/13/2010 11:08:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: notaliberal
Unopened: 2-3 months Opened: 2 months in the fridge. Be sure to refrigerate after opening, and never leave mayo out of the fridge for more than two hours.

Sorry - but mayo has an expiration date printed on it - (unopened) - I'll go with the manufacturer's call any day of the week...

40 posted on 05/13/2010 11:09:15 AM PDT by GOPJ ("Draw Mohammad Day" - - May 20, 2010 - Draw for freedom - draw for your children's freedom.)
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