Anyone know how to get ahold of Jim

[Kevmo]

Well, this thread may not be the cause of a zot but it still has merits for the Undead Thread.

My standard IB4TZ post

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Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[Constitution Day]

No, it's two words but sounds like one. ;)

This is the only Ahold that I know of:

[T Minus Four]

I’m not Jim but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[dmz]

I should have known better.

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Yes you should have, but this ought to fun.

[c21sac]

Wow, what are 11-15? And what happened to them? Did Moses lose them or did God retract them?

[iowamark]

You do not contact Jim. Jim contacts you.

It is the will of Jim.

[stainlessbanner]

[KC Burke]

Good, and now....please delete.

Oh, no. Not yet. The merciless derision must continue as it has for each of us in turn on our own first great snafu(s).

LOL

[Cyber Liberty]

Good, and now....please delete.

Har! Good one!

[Hoffer Rand]

Just got word that Jim is up in the mountains outside of Fresno, next to the burning bush. He's getting commandments 11-20.

PLEASE tell me "Thou shalt not be an idiot" is now included.

[Rightly Biased]

Jim Robinson Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Jim Robinson please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[c21sac]

Yes, there will be some of the following included in the new commandments, according to Jim;

Thou shall judge a man by his character, not by the color of his skin. (I've heard this somewhere before) Sorry Barack.

Since the first ten have been around a few thousand years they are working on clarification on “no other Gods before me.” Sorry Barack.

Also new rules on that “give unto Caesar or Barak thing” Sorry Barack.

Also new stuff on that “easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a Washington politician to enter into Heaven” Sorry Barack

Of course I’m lobbying to bring back that multiple wife thing. Not sure if that is going to work out, I’ll keep you posted.

[wwcj]

You can sure say that again....SNAFU!

[BigSkyFreeper]