Posted on 03/26/2010 1:45:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
While opossums are much more given to fjord pining than are Norwegian Blue Parrots, I believe this one was a sincerely ex opossum.
That made everybody LOL !
Many of us, me included, thought obambacare was a roadkilled possum after Scott Brown's win. But the marxists managed to raise it from the dead anyway (obamazombiecare?) So maybe this drunk was inspired by obamacare's revival?
While the Dems no doubt envision the parties who performed this revival in terms of heroic ER personnel nobly giving their all to miraculously save a life, I think the rest of the country was thinking along the lines of those cheesy '30s Frankenstein flicks where the megawatts are zapped into a sordid mass of stitched-together body parts stolen from graveyards.
Now we're all living in dread to see whether Cap & Trade or Shamnesty become the next sequels, ala Bride of Frankenstein.
Hmm.... perhaps there are some good photoshopping opportunities here, based on old Zombie/Undead movie posters....
Maybe he wanted to see if it was just playing possum, or was dead-dead.
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