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Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To Revive Dead Opossum
CBS News ^ | March 26, 2010

Posted on 03/26/2010 1:45:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

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To: Bernard
Was it an ex-oppusum, or just pinin’ for the fjords?

While opossums are much more given to fjord pining than are Norwegian Blue Parrots, I believe this one was a sincerely ex opossum.

21 posted on 03/26/2010 2:26:19 PM PDT by magslinger (Cry MALAISE! and let slip the dogs of incompetence.)
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To: atomic conspiracy
Maybe he was trying to impress one of those naked PETA babes.

That made everybody LOL !

22 posted on 03/26/2010 2:58:05 PM PDT by Red Boots
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Possums don't really bother anyone much. They look creepy, but they mostly just waddle away from you. They are useful in eating up all the dead stuff.

That said, I like possums, but not as much as this guy.
23 posted on 03/26/2010 3:00:08 PM PDT by Nepeta
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ohhhhh ... I feel an analogy coming on! (with emphasis on the first two syllables of "analogy"):

Many of us, me included, thought obambacare was a roadkilled possum after Scott Brown's win. But the marxists managed to raise it from the dead anyway (obamazombiecare?) So maybe this drunk was inspired by obamacare's revival?

While the Dems no doubt envision the parties who performed this revival in terms of heroic ER personnel nobly giving their all to miraculously save a life, I think the rest of the country was thinking along the lines of those cheesy '30s Frankenstein flicks where the megawatts are zapped into a sordid mass of stitched-together body parts stolen from graveyards.

Now we're all living in dread to see whether Cap & Trade or Shamnesty become the next sequels, ala Bride of Frankenstein.

Hmm.... perhaps there are some good photoshopping opportunities here, based on old Zombie/Undead movie posters....

24 posted on 03/26/2010 3:27:06 PM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (If my kids make a mistake in the voting booth, I don't want them punished with a community organizer)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Maybe he wanted to see if it was just playing possum, or was dead-dead.


25 posted on 03/26/2010 3:28:25 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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