Eyes, mouth and ears 'determine beauty

Nine News ^ | December 18, 2009

[myknowledge]

For singles: If you want to find a spouse, the correct proportion of eyes, mouth and ears is what matters the most.

[pissant]

How bout legs and arse?

[nevergore]

Please.....no-one post the Helen Thomas picture......

[thulldud]

For singles: If you want to find a spouse, the correct proportion of eyes, mouth and ears is what matters the most.

I mind me of the old Scottish ballad that says, "If that she be ugly, where's the odds at night?"

[vbmoneyspender]

the correct proportion of eyes, mouth and ears is what matters the most.

I'm thinking other proportions may make those proportions less relevant.

[Grim]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.

[goodtomato]

I, who dwelled many years in the field, realized that true beauty lies within, and that is what matters most. I love my wife, for she truly makes me a better man. And yes, I tell her this often.

[Daffynition]

Vitruvian Man version 2009

[B-Chan]

The incomparable Shinozaki Ai (born 1992)

[Marie2]

She looks like a ten year old girl with a boob job.

[Marie2]

First, I look at the purse.

[malkee]

Please. She’s still a minor.

[malkee]

I wish they would have posted the photos they used in the study rather than the stupid one of Angelina Jolie.

[B-Chan]

Please. She’s still a minor.

So are all the half-naked cheerleaders at your local high school. So what? The good-natured, harmless appreciation of older teenage girls is as American as apple pie.

Miss Shinozaki a legal adult in Japan now, and her eighteenth birthday is on 26 February, 2010. (NB: The age of consent in Japan is 13.) While I'm old enough to be her dad (and happily married besides), I think it's ridiculous to pretend that something magical happens to young women at the stroke of midnight on the day they turn 18 that changes them from innocent children to reproductively-ready adults.

I don't advocate the romantic pursuit of such young beauties by men outside of their age cohort — only a cad would do such a thing. (Did we learn nothing from Gigi?) However, I think that it's prudish and hypocritical to pretend that girls like Miss Shinozaki aren't charming and pleasant to behold.

My late, beloved grandmother was married at age 14. My own mother, God bless her, married at age 16. While getting married at such a young age isn't advisable for a variety of reasons, biology isn't among them.

[Texas Jack]

I wonder how large their grant was.

Imagine taxpayers having to pay for this nonsense.

[GovernmentShrinker]

That’s disgusting. She’s a child with breast implants.

[B-Chan]

She’s neither a child nor a cyborg. If you find the human body disgusting, I can’t help you.

[21twelve]

She could use some braces.

For her teeth.

[B-Chan]

Beauty standards in Japan are different.

[malkee]

So I’m a prude. You wouldn’t be the first to call me that. And if I posted a giant picture of Levi Johnston in all his Playgirl glory on these threads,or a boy even younger, I’m sure you’d have a reaction, too. Think about it.

malkee
Catholic. Republican. Pennsylvanian. Any questions?