Posted on 09/30/2009 8:39:28 PM PDT by socialismislost
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I would choose the superpower that stop’s retards from posting stupid questions....
I hate vanity posts...
Be able to do the Zot.
Welcome to the site. But dude, you gotta save these for the weekend when people are all drinkin’ or something, and not zotting boring vanities.
I want the ability to withstand obama’s dumb policies
The United States, Russia, and China?
Invincibility, the ability to jump to any parallel world of my choice and the ability to make people tell the truth by looking them in the eye with my powers.
I would travel to each world that has Obama as president and ask him if he were a citizen while looking him in the eyes and he would have to tell me the truth!
You forgot to mention the part about bong hits.
Lol, it is my first post. And I guess it is a stupid question. Some guy at work asked me and I thought it was kind of strange. Oh well, I guess if it is a dumb vanity, it should be removed.
"Two chicks at the same time"
Lawrence -Office Space
I got vacation starting today, so I got bored. Thanks for the welcome. If its a stupid vanity, I hope then it gets deleted.
I like those!
Yeah, like you can hold down a job.
LOL, probably a dumb vanity. Oh well.
I was just talking about this very subject this past weekend - with my den of Webelos on our campout. They are 10 years old.
Fun times.
I would choose the ability to fly, the ability to time travel and invisibility. (Maybe)
The scouts all wanted to be like Spiderman and shoot webs.
My 3 chosen superpowers would be to be able to...
1. Divide by zero
2. Find the real roots of negatives
3. Solve nonlinear DE’s
The power to write pages of well edited prose at lightning speed.
Also the power to shake the pick out of my acoustic guitar in one shake (sometimes you accidentally drop it into the soundhole and have to shake it out).
You took vacation in order to post to FreeRepublic? That kicks ass.
The word pathetic comes to mind.
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