Olivia Newton-John claims to have seen UFO

telegraph ^ | 25 Sep 2009

[JoeProBono]

[Nonstatist]

I still judge her to be.. Not Guilty.

[massgopguy]

Australian women. YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[BertWheeler]

Then we can stop talking about UFO’s right now. If Olivia Newton-John says she saw one, it’s case closed.

They exist! No questions asked.

Part Sarcasm/part love of Olivia Newton-John who is a very lovely woman and the good thing about the 70’s.

[TheLurkerX]

You know, I’ve always liked her. But I didn’t realize she was a Scientologist. Ruined the whole thing for me.

[latina4dubya]

in my opinion, she’s a terrible mom...

[billorites]

"I still judge her to be.. Not Guilty."

Yeah, she's been on my list for a long time.

Along with Sally Fields and Judy Jetson.

[bgill]

All is well. The article meant John Travolta is a Scientologist -— not Olivia.

[isom35]

Betty Rubble for me.

[GreenHornet]

I’ve always been partial to Peg Bundy.

[JoeProBono]

[Rocko]

She saw an object and couldn’t identify it. Stop the presses.

[fantom]

The object she couldn't identify were her early publicity photos .

[VU4G10]

[billorites]

"Betty Rubble for me."

You could do that to Barney?

[JoeProBono]

[tumblindice]

Olivia’s Unified Field Song

I’m saying all the things that I know you’ll like,
Makin’ good conversation
I gotta handle you just right,
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
Then to a suggestive movie
There’s nothin’ left to talk about,
Unless it’s horizontally

Let’s get metaphysical, metaphysical,
I wanna get metaphysical, let’s get into metaphysical
Let me hear your brain talk,
Your brain talk, let me hear your brain talk

[JoeProBono]

[BGHater]

Ronald Reagan Sees a UFO