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20 dumb questions Banff tour operators hear on the job
Calgary Herald ^ | Sept. 6, 2009 | Lisa Monforton

Posted on 09/06/2009 7:52:54 PM PDT by Wardenclyffe

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To: Vendome

Cute. That makes me think of a “Cheers” character.


41 posted on 09/07/2009 5:53:49 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Just who is the racist now?)
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To: Wardenclyffe

I’ve heard that some questions posed to rangers in Yellowstone are (1) what time do the animals get let out? and (2) what time do they turn on the geysers?


42 posted on 09/07/2009 5:56:15 AM PDT by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: driftless2; Wardenclyffe
here in Key West we hear:

How many sunsets do you have today?

Can you dive under the island?

And my favorite ....

Does the water go all the way arond the island?

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43 posted on 09/07/2009 6:04:57 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: rabscuttle385; Clive; exg; kanawa; backhoe; -YYZ-; Squawk 8888; headsonpikes; AntiKev; Snowyman; ...
Thanks for the ping, rabscuttle 385.


44 posted on 09/07/2009 7:07:07 AM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Loud Mime

funny, when I wrote I thought of Cliff, as well.


45 posted on 09/07/2009 7:22:23 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Elle Bee

OMG! I actually heard that a restaraunt with the giant fish that goes through it.

Dumb!


46 posted on 09/07/2009 7:24:02 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: scripter

I like Zelda’s but the question doesn’t surprise me. Most of our neighbors, in the Bay Area, are such fake intellectuals.


47 posted on 09/07/2009 7:26:35 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: gigster

They are called cat fish. LOL


48 posted on 09/07/2009 7:28:02 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Gnomad

LOL!!!


49 posted on 09/07/2009 7:33:28 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Billthedrill
Last week this exchange between myself and a customer on a particular bulk product.

Q: How much are these?
A: $12 a dozen.
Q: How many is that?

50 posted on 09/07/2009 7:35:25 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Jim Thompson doesn't need a teleprompter.)
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