Underpants are all the rage too.
Posted on 08/23/2009 10:29:40 AM PDT by aomagrat
Paint manufacturer lawsuit, most assuredly. Insufficient warning labels.
And the gene pool gets just a tad deeper. With any luck, this moron DID NOT reproduce before he died.
Mmmm. It’s not exactly a disguise you can tear off once you’re done with he robbery
“I have a cunning plan...”
This reminds me of a thing I saw on TV about two bank robbers who were caught and couldn’t understand how the cops identified them. They told law enforcement officials that they were told that if they rubbed lemon juice on their faces, their faces would be blurred on the security cameras. Weird.
What color? Brown?
Add this to the “lessons learned” folder.
Unsuccessful criminals improvise. Successful criminals learn from the pros. Willy Sutton said he would never have been caught if his accomplices didn’t blab to dames.
Spray paint ping.
Do hurry with those tests, there’s a line of trial lawyers patiently waiting to sue the evil spray paint company!
If you outlaw gold paint huffing, only outlaws will huff gold paint.
Hey...worked for the Joker.
Socialism: father of the truly stupid.
Oh sure it is. I'm surprised you didn't think this through before posting. It's simple really.
Simply fill a large bowl or basin with any number of commercially available paint strippers and then submerge your face it it for the amount of time indicated on the label, usually 5-6 minutes. Then simply scrape the paint off with a sharp putty knife. Repeat application for any remaining paint.
I am sure that the individual in question had just such a plan.
This could start a trend: Criminal self execution, spray paint supplied.
Underpants are all the rage too.
>> Paint manufacturer lawsuit, most assuredly. Insufficient warning labels.
Warning’s exist on the spray cans - at least on the products I’ve purchased.
The guy probably inhaled quite a bit while getting his faced sprayed. I’m wondering if he died from poisoning or asphyxiation.
He died from criminal stupidity.
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