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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

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To: Borges

As long as they are not politically correct lightbulbs, light bulbs, or lamps.


21 posted on 08/14/2009 7:25:59 AM PDT by partyright
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To: Borges

Somebody post a pic of CZJ. She lights up a room as well.


22 posted on 08/14/2009 7:26:44 AM PDT by pnut22
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To: Borges

And seven to blame Obama personally for having the census workers point out the fact that the bulb was burned out and write it down.


23 posted on 08/14/2009 7:26:51 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Borges

How about - 4 or 5 who fail to see that this is a humorous satire and will begin a serious spirited debate about screwing in light bulbs.


24 posted on 08/14/2009 7:26:58 AM PDT by almcbean
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To: Borges

Miss Lightbulb

Obligatory Offset!

26 posted on 08/14/2009 7:27:17 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: Borges
Will NEVER need to be changed:



Congress said so.

27 posted on 08/14/2009 7:28:06 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: perez24

And another to post the breathless story from WND how said illegal immigrants are stealing good light bulbs from public features, replacing them with burned out light bulbs, then selling the good light bulbs under the table in California which has recently mandated CFLs for everybody.


28 posted on 08/14/2009 7:28:10 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: Borges
Incandescent or CFL?
29 posted on 08/14/2009 7:28:34 AM PDT by Vortex (Garbage In, Garbage Out)
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To: latina4dubya

ping


30 posted on 08/14/2009 7:28:49 AM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: Borges


And one to post a cool picture somewhat related to the topic at hand.
31 posted on 08/14/2009 7:29:26 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: Borges

32 posted on 08/14/2009 7:29:53 AM PDT by markomalley (Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus)
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To: shibumi

One to post “TTIUWP”

Another to rant about LEDs being better than either incandescent or fluorescent ‘lamps’.

And of course one to complain about changing the [sacrosanct] wording of the title because OTHERWISE they would have found it had all been posted before.


33 posted on 08/14/2009 7:30:04 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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To: Vortex

Coated with phosphorus, phosphorous, or phosphor?


34 posted on 08/14/2009 7:30:18 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: Borges

A Freeper would makes the designs, figure out a way to make them cheaper so all American can enjoy modern society with light bulbs, modern conveniences, figure out a way to make it more productive to provide more jobs, then go on and make designs to build nuclear energy more cheaper, oil production more cheaper and find more oil...


35 posted on 08/14/2009 7:30:57 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: Borges
THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T YOU USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION?!?!?!??!

I've always wanted to do that... NOT!!

36 posted on 08/14/2009 7:31:29 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: Borges

it’s a trick question.....light bulbs have been banned because they are destroying the planet....anyone who responds will be reported to flag@whitehouse.gov


37 posted on 08/14/2009 7:31:57 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Blueflag

Two to post a link to an article from an engineering publication showing that the LED does not work efficiently at normal light bulb intensities.


38 posted on 08/14/2009 7:32:14 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: Borges

200 freepers declaring guilt or innocence of the light bulb changer...
39 posted on 08/14/2009 7:32:34 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Borges

And, 6 to point out how it’s the gov’t’s fault that light bulbs have to be changed in the first place, and if gov’t would get it’s nose out of the light bulb business and return to a gold standard, private enterprise would have long ago made the perfect light bulb.

And, 1 parsifal to jump on the anarcho-capitalists

Another 6 freepers to call me names

and 1 or 2 trolls to egg it all on

2 or 3 birthers to complain that while the lights were out, BO quickly flashed a copy of his long form BC, but its no fair because the lights were out and now he’s back to hiding it.

4 Sarah Palin fans to point out that only SP has any experience in the energy field

3 freepers who were afraid the blown light bulb was DU pulling a fast one

1 or 2 freepers to point out that the outage was a prelude to the Rapture

4 Ayn Rand devotees to query whether the lights going out was because heroic capitalists just left for Galt’s Gulch; and

2 or 3 freepers to wonder when a wealthy person was going to come along and trickle down some light bulbs on us.

parsy, the realistic


40 posted on 08/14/2009 7:32:52 AM PDT by parsifal ("Where am I? How did I end up in this hospital room? What is my name?" Anonymous)
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