Posted on 08/07/2009 5:36:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The IRS later filed a tax lien in 1997 and then seized the property in 1999. Again, no effort was made to run the business. I believe it simply stood idle until it was sold in 2003.
Wal-Mart has announced that sometime in late 2009 it will
begin offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart’s own
brand of wine.
The world’s largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with
Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an
affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-
Mart brand into their shopping carts, but, “There is a market for
inexpensive wine,” said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the
University of Arkansas , Bentonville. “However, branding will be very
important.”
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive
name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top ten names in order of
popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don’t bother writing back that this is a hoax.
I know that Possum is not a white meat.
Yep. Mrs. Jazzy saw one for sale in a hospital gift shop the other day and she said that she wanted to vomit.
Here is a link for this piece of sacrilegious trash: http://www.3bgifts.com/Barack-Obama-Bible-Cover-_p_602989.html
Sad, but true.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit, please back in. “
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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On a Church’s Bill board:
“7 days without God makes one weak..”
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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
Remember Lorena Bobbitt? Well, her sister got arrested for the same thing. She missed and stabbed her husband in the leg, she got off with a miss de wiener.
guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The bartender says, “Man, you must have had one hell of a day?!”
“Yeah. I just found out my oldest son is gay.”
The next day, the same guy comes walking into the bar and asks for six more doubles. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out my youngest son is gay, too!”
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Damn! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”
Needs an 0bama logo on the disc on it’s head.
Hey, we’ve had all the “Official silliness” we can handle from Obummer.
How about an un-official silliness thread?
Noooooo.....that HAS to be photoshopped.
Then again, lately anything is possible with this schmuck. Jeesh.
Noted....
Tune in next week! ;)
They’re gougers.....the link at post 59 has it for “only” 19 bucks.
Barkeep says, "Hey, awright!...let me give you a 7th on the house!"
The guy shakes him off, telling him, "Nah - if six won't get rid of the taste, a seventh ain't gonna help...."
Lucky9teen for Silliness Czar
Does that include the “Hope & Change” gift wrapping?
OK, these pictures of mobsters has me cracking up:
http://thedanashow.wordpress.com/2009/08/06/meet-the-mob/
Seriously? And yet Pennsylvanians went for him anyway. Seriously, he was there, at yet another diner, another stop, for the food and not for photo ops and question/rally time? Must have been one damn good diner...
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