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1 posted on 08/07/2009 5:36:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 08/07/2009 5:37:15 AM PDT by tnlibertarian

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...

FRIDAY SILLINESS

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The great speaker...shows us what he really thinks of America!!!

3 posted on 08/07/2009 5:37:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.)

4 posted on 08/07/2009 5:37:42 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

5 posted on 08/07/2009 5:38:04 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (Stop cap and trade fraud.)

IBTP! I better report myself to the WH...

6 posted on 08/07/2009 5:38:37 AM PDT by ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)

7 posted on 08/07/2009 5:39:15 AM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)

8 posted on 08/07/2009 5:39:26 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Hows My Posting? Please Contact flag@whitehouse.gov)

9 posted on 08/07/2009 5:40:06 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))

10 posted on 08/07/2009 5:40:58 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Hows My Posting? Please Contact flag@whitehouse.gov)

11 posted on 08/07/2009 5:42:04 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Hows My Posting? Please Contact flag@whitehouse.gov)

12 posted on 08/07/2009 5:43:29 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)

13 posted on 08/07/2009 5:44:40 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

14 posted on 08/07/2009 5:45:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (ForgotenKnight, US Army is my hero!!)

Okay....TOP TWENTY!!!

15 posted on 08/07/2009 5:47:03 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

16 posted on 08/07/2009 5:48:02 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)

Who is the bigger man?

17 posted on 08/07/2009 5:49:50 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)

"Anonymous" needs to put out a movie called either "Primarily Colored", or "Wag the Wagyu" which would be a docu-fiction-drama about the primary race and run up to the White Crib.

Cast:
* Will Smith as "Benny", the mixed-race Manchurian Candidate with an empty biography running for President
* John Ratzenburger as "Moe", the bumbling, well-meaning, completely wrong, gaffe-prone VP candidate
* Robert Downey, Jr as "Bahm", the Jewish political strategist who sends dead fish to political pollsters who are 'unkind' to the candidate's positions
* Tom Cruise as the inventor of Astro-Turf political movements (reviving his type-cast roll in "Tropic Thunder") who has to edit out four-letter words before loading the Teleprompter for the candidate
* Omarosa Manigault Stallworth as Rochelle, the America-hating wife of the candidate
* Joe Pesci as "Jerry", the social gadfly, gay, drug provider who 'entertains' the candidate in a limo while the candidate held state office prior to running for President. Joe will be bringing back his character-type, David Ferrie, from "JFK"
* Forest Whitaker as the mean spirited, America-hating, liberation-theology-based, racist pastor of the candidate's church
* Jamie Foxx as the gay choir director mysteriously killed for "knowing too much" about the candidate's private life on the down-low
* Playing themselves, many media anchors and talking heads will make cameo appearances as they transform from cheerleaders for the candidate to cheerleaders and propagandists for the President as he enters office. Several were screened to make sure their legs tingled well enough for the big screen

Coming to you soon, hopefully before the 2012 election cycle.

18 posted on 08/07/2009 5:54:34 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)

19 posted on 08/07/2009 6:01:12 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama's lies make Bill Clinton's lie small)

20 posted on 08/07/2009 6:02:07 AM PDT by Bean Counter (No, I am Jim Thompson!!)

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