Could Michael Jackson Have Been Cloned?

livescience ^ | 07 July 2009 | Robert Roy Britt

[JoeProBono]

[FelixFelicis]

Oy. One MJ was already one too many.

[lilylangtree]

That’s probably how his last kid was conceived since no one knows who the mama was. Also, did anyone see LaToya Jackson attend Jacko’s funeral? LaToya is Jacko in drag anyway. Maybe this is how Jacko perpetrates a fraud on the unsuspecting world by coming back completely as LaToya.

[JoeProBono]

[BossLady]

If he was cloned....he would come back as the original MJ not the greatly altered one....wouldnt that be fun to see a transformation redux! ;)

[FromLori]

Pet Cemetary comes to mind lmao did you read this story?

http://www.americasright.com/2009/07/shocker-obama-and-michael-jackson-are.html

[chrisser]

That’s twisted nightmare material right there.

Ick.

[lilylangtree]

Look around the mouth. Does that look like a shadow of hair removed?

[dblshot]

Cloned,, Boned, and Owned by the Nation of Islam.

[TexasCajun]

Cloning? I don’t think Micheal would want to go black again?

[massgopguy]

The object is not to look at her face. On the other matter, Ted Williams is still frozen. I wouldn’t put Jacko past the same Cryogenic vault idea.

[JoeProBono]

LOL!

[bigbob]

“The Racked and the Wretched”

[DannyTN]

Scary thought of the day.

[autumnraine]

James Randi debunked Uri Geller a long time ago as anything mystical and Michael Jackson was awful broke to go saying “no matter how much it costs”.

Jeez, the man was MENTALLY ILL. Why all the stupid hero worship?

[autumnraine]

Meaningless observation...

There have been several people in a fan club I belong (that is not Michael or has nothing to do with him) and the people who are having a cow over MJ and having screaming hissy fits on how they think he was just ‘misunderstood’ and ‘too innocent’ blah blah blah are the EXACT SAME PEOPLE who were having a cow over Obama winning.

Coincedence?

[NavyCanDo]

There is enough supermarket tabloid possibilities on MJ, that the writers of those magazines will never run out of material. He'll be spotted more places than Elvis. His ghost will make appearances in countless places. His face will be on cornflakes, or on burnt toast. Bigfoot will have his baby. Aleins took him, and left a fake. You name the headline,its coming to a supermarket near you.

[JoeProBono]

Nah no way

[ravingnutter]

You name the headline,its coming to a supermarket radio near you.

Al Sharpton Show: Did Sarah Palin Do Something to Michael Jackson?

[America2012]

There is enough supermarket tabloid possibilities on MJ, that the writers of those magazines will never run out of material. He'll be spotted more places than Elvis. His ghost will make appearances in countless places. His face will be on cornflakes, or on burnt toast. Bigfoot will have his baby. Aleins took him, and left a fake. You name the headline,its coming to a supermarket near you

Too bad the Weekly World News doesn't print papers anymore. They'd have a field day.

Here's some fun headlines;

Jacko Fondles Batboy From Beyond The Grave

Move Over SkyNet: Jacko's Disembodied Brain Controls U.S. Nuclear Arsenal!

Secret U.S. Weather Machine Makes Clear Skies Over Jacko's Grave!

CLAIM: Jacko Stole Moonwalk From The Three Stooges - Curly's Shuffle Invented Dance Move

Plastic Recycling Center Dedicated to Michael Jackson

Jacko's Chimp Bubbles Launches Singing Career

Thriller! Jacko's Zombie Corpse Stalks Victims In L.A.

Jacko's DNA Used To Clone Literal Half-White/Half-Black People From Original Star Trek Series

Jacko's Still Alive In Parallel Universe! - FOX series FRINGE becomes reality!

I Died, Went To Hell And Saw Michael Jackson!

Jacko Fakes Death And Marries Osama Bin Laden In Secret Gay Wedding!

The Michael Jackson Prophecies: Jacko's Ghost Predicts World's End In 2012!