Posted on 06/25/2009 2:05:02 PM PDT by lewisglad
Sleep well, except if you live in Los Angeles County.
In LA, stay awake guarding your home. You are on your own tonight, because all LEOs in the county are busy with crowd control at the hospital, and the Sheriff's helicopter is busy ferrying Michael's body to yet another TV interview.
This just in, Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Taylor and President Obama just appeared together, live on MSNBC, to announce a 30-day period of national mourning for Michael.
The President asked that all flags at local NAMBLA chapters be lowered to half staff, both in honor of Michael, and to help us get a visual of how his staff was whenever little boys were around.
Be well.
“This just in, Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Taylor and President Obama just appeared together, live on MSNBC, to announce a 30-day period of national mourning for Michael.”
I saw that. Immediately afterward, they blamed Jackson’s death on George W. Bush, who tormented Jackson by refusing to support the Underage Marriage Act. Combined with widespread pollution permitted under GWB, and the overall effect was too much for Michael Jackson’s child-like heart...
As Barbara would say,
“It’s Twue! It’s Twue!”
“The only one worse than Jackie was Grace Kelly. On two separate occasions, she did Gary Cooper and Humphrey Bogart, both in a cars, on the curb, in front of the Brown Derby!”
Not to mention Ray Milland while he was still married and Bing Crosby while his wife Dixie was dying of cancer.
No wonder her kids were so messed up. She did a total 180 and pretended that she was Miss Virgin Princess after marriage to Ranier.
I wonder if he made her clip her fingernails...
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