Posted on 05/15/2009 8:54:55 PM PDT by loreldan
Definitely funny. I’m still wiping tears from my eyes.
Gotta love the Brits. They can civilly insult you and you will smile and shake their hand and it’ll be an hour later before you’ll finally realize they called you a SOB. LOL.
...it formed a cheese, Richard, a cheese.
Agreed, very funny stuff.
Worst food I ever had was on Korean Air. Second worst was on Alitalia. Both in business class. Delta has very good dinners in business class in the last couple years, but their lunches are best skipped entirely.
ROFLMAO!
And they have humor that DOESN’T involve crass talk.
“She made my name sound like some sort of toilet-cleaning product... ‘Rimmer.’”
“But that’s your name, Rimmer.”
“It’s how she said it!”
Ping
“Its mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard. “
LoL
Hilarious! Thanks for posting.
There’s hope yet for England with people like that.
Dying laughing here!
Haven’t laughed that much in a long time. Hilarious.
Red Dwarf ping.
I’m not eating the pot noodle...
I once received a free stainless steel vacumn cup from Microsoft. The handle was missing a screw. I wrote Microsoft a mock bug ticket making a suggestion for an enhancement for “Cup 2.0” via e-mail. They loved it - apparently they had sent out a few Cup 1.0’s and everyone else was rude or abusive. I received a phone call back and two new cups.
I laughed so much I’m now having an asthma attack. This guy is brilliant.
I remember watching a WWII documentary, and the British pilot said something like, “... when we crash landed into the water, the cabin started filling with water we started to leave because, you know, there’s no future in that.”
You had to be there. :)
Classic! Thanks for posting!
funniest thing I’ve read in ages .. those Brits have such a way with words. It’s 6am, I haven’t quite made it to sleep yet from Friday morning, and am sitting alone laughing out loud. Will probably wake the whole family up.
Good stuff.
Thanks
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