Megan's publically-stated object of female lust is Jenna Jameson:
Posted on 05/12/2009 12:14:19 PM PDT by lewisglad
Oink
Like the old cowboy said “All these years I thought I was a cowboy but I find out I’m really a lesbian.”
NO! That’s Megan Kelly!!!
No, lived in Sweden a long time. I was talking with a young woman the other day who makes a big deal out of being bi and I asked her to give me her take on how many women 16 - 30 were bi. She gave me a figure of 20-25% have done it with a woman, 20% would never do it and the rest would if given the right circumstances. Heck, the other day a female friend of mine took one of the tests I have bookmarked on my computer dealing with sexual orientation (my career involves these sorts of questions) and she scored a 4 with a range of 7 (0 is totally heterosexual and 12 is totally lesbian or gay). She asked me to interpret this so I joingly said that it meant that she would probably never wnat to have a long-term relationship with a woman but she would wnat to have sex occasionally with females. She turned to me, smiled, and said that this was exactly her feelings on the subject.
She's been indoctrinated into the Hollyweird world view but will come around in time (i hope)
Kyle Broflovski: Weak, dude! She only likes other lesbians?
Stan Marsh: Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
Kyle Broflovski: Hey, yeah!
Cartman: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!
Stan Marsh: I can’t wait for Miss Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am!
Cartman: I’m a bigger lesbian than you!
Stan Marsh: No, you’re a fatter lesbian than me!
Kyle Broflovski: Screw you, guys, I am King lesbian!
Alicia Silverstone.
We ate chocolates and watched soap operas!
Oh!Man! Why did you do that? Now my screen has cooties!!!
Winona Ryder
I could be happily married to Megan for several months.
Oh good...Thank you!!!!
Wasn't that called "sloppy seconds" by a trash talking athlete?
SHE BE SKANKOLICIOUS.
From “Ten Years After” - Alvin Lee
‘I’d Love to Change the World’
“Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more
Id love to change the world
But I dont know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you
Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, monopoly
Id love to change the world
But I dont know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you
World pollution, there’s no solution
Institution, electrocution
Just black and white, rich or poor
Them and us, stop the war
Id love to change the world
But I dont know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you”
As George S. Patton would have phrased it— “She is so repulsively stupid, she couldn’t get laid in a cathouse.”
Albanian chicks are hot.
There have been studies on females and their excitement levels when watching porn that show that heterosexual women are just as turned on by seeing two women go at it as they are seeing a man and woman go at it.
You have your nerve coming on a thread like this with your FR name.
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