Posted on 04/07/2009 5:37:17 PM PDT by pissant
I think I need a f#$king tissue, I’m so moved.
Why be a lesbian if your going to date some chick who looks like a man? Whats the point?
“Lindsay Lohan Confirms Split From Samantha Ronson, Wants to Focus on Herself”
Let’s get all the obvious boilerplate out of the way:
1. Who could have foreseen this coming?
2. Utterly shocking.
3. Black day in hollywood.
4. Turns back the hands of the clock for celebrity lesbians everywhere.
And I am assuming ‘focus on herself’ is code word for ‘nice big dildo’ that isn’t super snippy and won;t beat on her.
Uh, the plumbing?
LiLo is a Ronson lighter.
And do what? She’s homeless, jobless, and and woman/manless.
Maybe it was a male lesbian
Tito, Get me a tissue.
“Lindsay Lohan Confirms Split From Samantha Ronson, Wants to Focus on Herself”
Oh yes, that’s exactly what she needs. Focus on herself more. She’s been a regular Mother Theresa up till now. Heaven knows all these Hollywood bimbos could benefit from a little more focus on themselves.
I’ve read at least 3 times that Lohan smell like the mens room at Fenway Park during the middle of the 8th.
This so makes me want to phart.
Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian? Get out!
LOL, oh dear God. This is what’s part of what’s wrong with our country.
My kids tell me I’m a homophobe. Yep, that’s just not natural.
Bushes fault...Pun intended
I am totally out of the loop, I guess. (That’s a good thing.)
> Why be a lesbian if your going to date some chick who looks like a man? Whats the point?
LOL, I’ve been thinking the same thing! The lesbo looks like a dude, yet LL goes for rug cleaners?
Just make up your mind please...
are we talking about her much discussed (not by myself of course) ‘fire crotch’?
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