Posted on 02/26/2009 1:41:45 PM PST by george76
The penalty is a reward!
I wonder what percentage of those expelled also paid the fines?
I invoke the Fifth!
or...
I’ll take a Fifth!
What was he supposed to do, lock himself out?
What’s it called, the Millionaires Union?
He should never have announced he wrote his own lines. He should have just sounded like he was improvising as he went along. He could have if he didn’t write but remembered.
An you all thought that Leno, Letterman and all those other guys were funny. No, they’re reading off a teleprompter, the Obamas of Comedy!
Solomon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What are you, a wiseguy?”
If I were Jay Leno, I would pen a short missive telling the members of the Kangaroo Kourt that they can either perform an unnatural act upon themselves or each other. I would smile at them, tell them to enjoy themselves, and leave.
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