Cristiano Ronaldo in Ferrari smash

Telegraph UK ^ | Last Updated: 3:01PM GMT 08 Jan 2009 | By Mike Norrish

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[MeanWestTexan]

Poor car.

[Puppage]

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who?

[SJSAMPLE]

Manchester United soccer player?

[Perdogg]

Soccer player

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“”Anyway he was all right, he was walking,” added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down. “

LoL

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btw - what’s a man bag?

[MeanWestTexan]

Don’t know who he is, but he wrecked a nice car.

I suspect he is a Quidditch player. That’s what all the brits play, or so I’ve heard.

[Puppage]

Soccer = landscaping with defense

[MeanWestTexan]

Something british men use to carry their testicles, I thnk.

[Taichi]

I am really getting out of the celebrity loop. Who is Cristiano Ronaldo?

[JimSEA]

spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down

Obviously written by a Liverpool fan although Ronaldo is talented in drawing fouls on the opposition.

[Perdogg]

brazilian soccer player, richest latino athlete in the world according to SI.

[CollegeRepublican]

He might be Brazilian, but I thought he was from Portugal.

[csvset]

Louis Vuitton man bag

An expensive purse for men ?

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Wreck a nice car - Go to jail!

[hotsteppa]

Not Brazilian...Portugese

[LRoggy]

I believe he was voted the soccer/football world player of the year the last two years, it would be equivalent to Labron James here having that crash.

[12Gauge687]

A friend of mine is a Maserati and Ferrari mechanic and he informed me many of these high-end sports cars can be quite a handful as far as driving under everyday street conditions. The power to weight ratio is high and many non-professionals cannot handle the power in conjunction with the clutch and shifting at the same time (too many were raised on automatics or econoboxes).

You don’t have to be that dimwit comedian Eddie whathisname to run a Ferrari into a Jersey block.

My friend said there are driving schools for Ferrari and Ford GT owners and too few take advantage of them. I found the same to be true of Land Rover (Range Rover, Discovery, LR3, etc.) owners. Too many think they’re invincible in their SUV and then drive themselves into conditions they cannot handle.

[MeanWestTexan]

I’ve been to many a Porsche driving school. Driving on the edge is the point.