Imagine the fun were Ocala actually in the Panhandle.
Chick’s got crazy eyes man!
She should be charged with cruelty to a frying pan.
29!??
http://www.ocala.com/article/20090101/NEWS/812310281/1001/NEWS01?Title=BRIEFS_FOR_JANUARY_1__2009
Woman files false report on husband
OCALA — Kelley J. Lemay first reported that her estranged husband had punched her in the face.
Then, as he was about to be taken away in handcuffs, she changed her story.
Actually, she told police, she hit herself in the face with a frying pan to get him in trouble because he had thrown her cell phone out the door.
Lemay, 29, of Ocklawaha, was arrested at 12:04 a.m. Wednesday and charged with filing a false report, according to the Ocala Police Department.
An officer first went to an apartment complex in the 1500 block of Northeast 39th Avenue and met Lemay’s estranged husband, William Bowden. Bowden told the officer Lemay had slapped him and that he threw her cell phone outside the apartment. He lives there, he said, and she lives elsewhere.
When he went to retrieve the phone, she locked the door of his apartment and refused to let him in.
In his report, the police officer noted that he didn’t see any marks on Lemay or Bowden.
However, when another officer arrived on scene and talked with Lemay, he noticed that her right eye was swollen. The woman told the second officer that Bowden had punched her.
Officers handcuffed Bowden and were about to leave when Lemay had a change of heart.
Hubby either needs counseling, or she was prettier when younger. But whatever, she tried to frame him; put her away for a long, long time.
A Marine recruiter once offered me a business card with the following advice on it: “Hit harder. Hit often.”
Thus how it should be applied to this particular wench.
With a frying pan.