Posted on 12/09/2008 10:41:03 AM PST by JoeProBono
I think if aliens do come to planet earth to destroy our species, it will be because we keep infecting the galactic airwaves with images of Keanu Reeves attempting to act.
>>I think if aliens do come to planet earth to destroy our species, it will be because we keep infecting the galactic airwaves with images of Keanu Reeves attempting to act.<<
You win!!!!!!!!!!
LOL. Let's hope the Omicronians don't see it.
The Simpsons Episode "Lisa's Substitute,"But Bradbury's script never made it to the silver screen - perhaps because it minimizes the roles of the robot and his alien masterMartin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke!
Kid: What about Ray Bradbury?
Martin: (dismissingly) I am aware of his work.
Not quite the case. They chose the wrong author. Shoulda chosen Robert Sheckley - Gort was a Watchbird.
Eros: No, you hold on. First was your firecracker, a harmless explosive. Then your hand grenade: you began to kill your own people, a few at a time. Then the bomb. Then a larger bomb: many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb, split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by our sun: The only explosion left is the Solaranite. .... Guess I shouldn’t have mentioned that one < /Hagrid>
LOL!
Although, I’d be more concerned about infecting the galactic airwaves with stuff like that Tila Tequila chick, or pretty much anything on MTV, VH1, any reality show, late-night infomercials, etc... compared to that, Keanu Reeves trying to act isn’t all that bad.
The original Gort head from "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
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