What a great day in America

MSM, various ^ | Nov 5, 2008 | NonValueAdded

[NonValueAdded]

You get the idea ... but the trick is for each outlandish claim to have a thread back to a campaign promise. (Ok, he's not going to wash my car - he'll get a CEO to do that).

The other possible thread is just too depressing to post:
Obama is going to stifle innovation
Obama (Conyers) is going to gut NASA
Omaba is going to lose the Middle East ...

[5thGenTexan]

My Irish ancestors were indentured servants (slaves) and suffered great amounts of discrimination (Irish Need Not Apply).

will I get reparations, or am I excluded because of my race?

[VanDeKoik]

What Hitler, Japan, the Soviet Union, and the grandest armies of old Europe couldn’t do to us 200 years, Americans have done to themselves without having to level a single building in war.

....well except two.

[NativeSon]

Obama gonna' protect me by forcing sensible gun control

and NativeSon is gonna' buy a new AR15 tonight and start stocking up on ammo

[defconw]

When will the big screen tv’s arrive?

[NonValueAdded]

The great Lord Protector (whoops, how totally inappropriate given your Irish ancestry) Obama will grant your request if you grovel sufficiently.

[cripplecreek]

And now reality will begin to settle in for the libtards. LOL

[NativeSon]

You’ll get yours... right after I get back Manhattan ... Obama gonna’ get it for me

[NonValueAdded]

Obama gonna make those buildings rise again and face East (curiously aligned with a certain crescent in a Pennsylvania field).

[chicagolady]

LOL! THANKS for the laugh this morning, I needed it!

[NonValueAdded]

Obama gonna ship you that TV but let’s see, where is an old white guy on that manifest ... oh, yeah... 15 years after you’re dead. Now get back to work and pay your taxes.

[sierrahome]

I’m afraid you’re not going to like the answer.

[NonValueAdded]

excellent!

[TankerKC]

When do we start the 6 month time table for the Iraq pull out?

[a real Sheila]

I will be getting a new gun within the next few weeks!

Actually, I think I will “provide storage” for some of my relative’s guns. He has a few dozen.

[DBCJR]

Does this have to be said in such a racist fashion? I get your point and it is estute, but do we have to make fun of black people to make this point?

[Cincinatus]

Obama gonna make Christopher Reeve walk,

Will all the dead be resurrected or just Chris Reeve?

[NonValueAdded]

Obama gonna bring those troops back January 21, 2009.

He will be sending them back within 3 years after that. No, strike that, his replacement will, after we lose a city or two.

[snowrip]

I am ordering another thousand rounds as we speak.

[defconw]

LOL, speaking of which I better get going off to work.