[traditional1]

Shemp Smith is a total turd....

[Ann Archy]

Shep is UNWATCHABLE!!!

[ought-six]

Shepard Smith? Without a doubt the most bumbling idiot ever to be a “news” reporter. The guy fractures syntax, tortures grammar, and in general comes off as an imbecile.

[Charles Henrickson]

Click the music link and sing along!

AYERS
Tune: "Hair"

(Don't ask this guy)
When I knew Ayers or why
I'm beggin' noon and (nighty, night, night):
Keep Ayers out of sight!

I met him long ago
But don't ask me why
('Cause he don't know)
It's not for lack of years
Sharin' our careers
(Dreamin')

Was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

I passed him by on the street
Never more did we meet
Never once have I greeted Bill Ayers

Apart from those years
Advisin' my eager ears
The time he took
To write my book
Or the party
For the Senate
At the household of Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

That guy who's long-time
Days-of-Ragin'
Flaggy-raggy
Commie, bomby
Risky like Alinsky
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation
Dohrny and ACORNy
Marxist and anarchist
Chavez-aidin'
And abettin'
Hostin', ghostin'
Boastin', not regrettin'

Oh say, can you see
Any photos of me
That Bill Ayers is in

Not his house
Not his stairs
Not his spouse
Not his chairs
The ones by his couch
(No, never has he been there
And to that we can vouch)

Oh, was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Now won't you get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers) . . .

[kittymyrib]

Smith is the weakest link at Fox and must fill the homosexual quota. Even Whorealdo is better than the hysterical sissy, Smith, who believed every idiotic rumor during Katrina and breathlessly reported it. He should have been fired then, but he must know something about Rupert Murdoch.

[alarm rider]

Shep is an Eastern metrosexual.

He needs to take to the fainting couch occasionally.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Shep? Wasn’t he one of the lost stooges?

[meyer]

Fox should have fired Shep the day he stood on that bridge in New Orleans, pining for welfare for folks that decided that they wanted to stay in a city that was about to be flooded despite repeated warnings from the NHC, the President, and various other intelligent people. He's part of the reason that I don't watch all that much Fox News any more. He's a liberal moron (is there any other kind of liberal?).

Ayers is one of the most important aspects of this election because he is a close friend of Obama's, regardless of how Obama spins it. And Ayers past is a significant indicator of what Obama wants for our future.

Shep can eat poopoo and die for all I care.

[wardaddy]

Shep is a homosexual and his perspective runs that way politically.

He has just enough Mississippi in his DNA not to look like a total lefty zombie but he’s close.

I can guarantee you he hates a believer like Palin.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

How many real men would want to be seen close to this guy in public?

[newnhdad]

He’s auditioning for MSNBC and CNN because Glenn Beck is coming to Fox..

[Malesherbes]

Shep Smith can snap his fingers and chew gum at the same time. Otherwise, he’s unwatchable.

[Buckeye_Hoosier]

Shep isn’t even trying to hide his love for Obama anymore. He was talking about the polls the other day and said that we shouldn’t trust the numbers, they could be wrong and that “Obama could be up even more than they suggest.” I turned his program off after that.

[Brucifer]

If you look in the dictionary under “Snarky Twit,” you will see Schemp Smith's picture.

[Vermont Lt]

Is this the same Shep that was dancing down Bourbon Street after Katrina, telling the world that NOLA missed a bullet and all was well. This idiot was personally responsible for lots of folks thinking that all was going to be OK.

And then the flood came.

This guy is a fool.

[preacher]

Time for Shepard Smith's coming out party?

http://tinyurl.com/6xwpht