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Bandit Tries To Rob Store With Banana
WJLA TV ^ | 6/25/08

Posted on 06/26/2008 5:37:29 AM PDT by NRA1995

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To: Oatka

The proper way to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana is to shoot him, and then eat the banana, thus disarming him. Red currants, however, are best handled with a 16 ton weight, or a tiger.


21 posted on 06/26/2008 12:37:52 PM PDT by jonascord (Hurray! for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears the Single Star!)
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...however, are best handled with a 16 ton weight, or a tiger....then use, a pointed stick.
22 posted on 06/26/2008 2:53:03 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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