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HELLO! CAN ANYONE READ THIS?
2190 IO | DR MARTIN LAMBERT

Posted on 06/22/2008 5:51:38 PM PDT by 2191dr

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To: Darksheare
I need this t-shirt.
1,121 posted on 07/18/2008 11:01:37 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Tax-chick
The peek-a-boo beak from Kalamazoo.
Oh what would she do in Kalamazoo?
She'd beak the whole crew, that's what she'd do.
Oh the Peek-a-boo beak from Kalamazoo.

*sung in horrible 50's advert jingle style.
And trust me, that little lovebird has a beak of doom.

1,122 posted on 07/18/2008 11:02:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Love it!
And with the way cats behave, it seems pretty close to the truth.


1,123 posted on 07/18/2008 11:10:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
Predators yo'...

Cat's may purr, but that's only because they are thinking about how eating your liver. When they lick you, it isn't affectionate grooming, they are trying to "get a taste".

1,124 posted on 07/18/2008 11:19:07 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

When you trip and fall, your cat isn’t rushing over to see if you are okay.
They’re rushing over to see if you are injured enough to take down.


1,125 posted on 07/18/2008 11:51:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Dead Corpse

I thought they licked us because they think we smell funny.


1,126 posted on 07/18/2008 12:19:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Darksheare

The secret to good story telling is to let the characters speak. The story will invent itself from that point.


1,127 posted on 07/18/2008 12:46:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m sorry it took me so long to answer. I got a call from my friend, and went to help him. (It’s his birthday, today...)

We loaded his Harley into the car trailer for transport later to the Harley repair shop; then we took the camper shell off my truck; then we loaded his 900+ horsepower engine into the back of it and took it to the engine repair guy. (For some reason, there is water in the oil.)

That about did me in. I had to stop at the store on the way home, too, and that was not what I wanted. This was one of those rare times when I am oh-so-grateful for A/C!!!

I’m glad Tom’s presentation went so well! Snakes are cool. I just don’t want to own one!

After I cool off and get some fluids back into my silly self, I’m going to go take a cool shower. I can’t believe I ran off with no bottles of water in the truck....


1,128 posted on 07/18/2008 12:52:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Will you grace us with photos? LIke “Before” and “During” and “After?”


1,129 posted on 07/18/2008 12:53:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Darksheare

Yep. Those “Surprise! I was hiding on top of the fridge before jumping on your head” attacks are an attempt to knock us over.


1,130 posted on 07/18/2008 1:01:02 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Tax-chick

Nope. We’re “Tasty Treats” to them.


1,131 posted on 07/18/2008 1:01:31 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Monkey Face

Hadn’t really thought of it. I guess I could post a few when I’m done.


1,132 posted on 07/18/2008 1:05:39 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

:o])

Whattaguy!
*smooch*


1,133 posted on 07/18/2008 1:11:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick
I thought they licked us because they think we smell funny.

Hey, don't look at me, I used soap and water today...

1,134 posted on 07/18/2008 1:51:08 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

Shannon loves to lick people who’ve just had a shower. Catz don’t smell like soap!


1,135 posted on 07/18/2008 2:02:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Monkey Face

What a day you’ve had! I’m making the Chickpea Dish for supper, and hoping to get at least some of the Offspring to bed early. Clouds coming up from the north - maybe we’ll get a storm.


1,136 posted on 07/18/2008 2:03:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’’m anxious to see him get the bike back up and running, and though he won’t be racing competitively this year, I’m anxious that the engine is working properly for the new year.

The bike has become idee’ fixe’ for several reasons...gas prices not the least. He’s just decided that it sat long enough, and that he needs to ride again.

Yesterday, we went to the local Harley dealer (HUGH place) and just eyed and envied. I have to confess, I like the bike, too! Riding pillion on a Harley is excellent!


1,137 posted on 07/18/2008 3:07:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Tax-chick
Shannon loves to lick people who’ve just had a shower...

I had a dog that did that. They do it because you don't smell like yourself after a shower (soap, shampoo, lotion...) and they want you to smell "normal."

My poor dog barked at me when I got out of the shower and dried off. He sniffed my legs in that "Whoa! What's this new smell?" pose, and decided I wasn't Mom.

1,138 posted on 07/18/2008 3:12:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wednesday couldn’t care less, of course, but Shannon is very into washing people and things that don’t smell the way she thinks they should.


1,139 posted on 07/18/2008 3:14:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Tax-chick's House of Herpets. We're basking - how about you?)
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To: Tax-chick

She wants you to smell like “Mom!”

Wednesday is old enough to know the “changes” humans make in themselves. I’m betting she just looks at Shannon with total disdain when she’s like that. (”Sheesh! Get a grip!”)


1,140 posted on 07/18/2008 3:17:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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