World's biggest boob ban

The Sun ^ | 6/4/08 | VINCE SOODIN

[lormand]

A CONTROVERSIAL boob op which gave model Maxi Mounds world record breaking breasts has been banned - over safety fears.

Busty Maxi hit the record books after having the surgery which encouraged her breasts to GROW bigger.

The porn actress grabbed the title for the largest artificial boobs in the world in 2005, when they grew to a staggering 36MMM.

But now safety concerns have led the operation called polyproplyene string technique to be banned.

So Maxi’s globes look like they will be the undisputed world’s breast for a while.

[BBell]

OOOOh, Those must be 5,000 Yen a piece.

[Mr. Silverback]

Interesting theory. I’m a leg man myself, but I can’t imagine seeing a women with a normal torso atop five foot long legs and thinking “YOWZA! What a hottie.”

[RedRover]

We could use more breasts on the Haditha threads.

[lilycicero]

I think you meant to say more breastestes on the Haditha threads.

[4woodenboats]

Great post, Mr. Silverback.

[4woodenboats]

Great post, Mr. Silverback.

[Larry Lucido]

Any more than a 10-gallon hat full is wasted.

[lormand]

I see a kitten in there when I concentrate hard enough. This is tough for me, kinda like "where's waldo" or one of those 3D stereograms that you have to stare at with your eyes crossed. :)

Have you ever had a cat (with claws) get startled when it was sitting on you? I would hate to see this lady's breasts get compromised by the claws of a cat. I'm just trying to be a good citizen.

[Diamond]

Oh, ok. Got it. Thanks.

I guess HERMS must be an acronym for Heat Exchanged Recirculation Mash System. No doubt some smart Alec here can probably go up to the board and calculate that value, too.

Cordially,

[lesser_satan]

Good grief...how in the world does anyone find that sexy? It’s not a pair of breasts aanymore, it’s a sideshow exhibit.

I think that's the point. A lot of pr0n is meant more to shock and/or amuse than to pleasure oneself to.

[SC DOC]

Not exactly.

According to the Urban Dictionary, the HERM is a unit of breast size measured in cubic mouthfuls. ;>)

[purpleraine]

Wonder what American Airlines charges for those bags?

[Mr. Silverback]

I think you’re right.

[Mr. Silverback]

Thanks, FRiend.

[lormand]

That is a brilliant juxtaposing of those images.

[lormand]

That is a brilliant juxtaposing of those images.

[lormand]

"...with randy potential mates..."

My mom must have known something when she named me that.

[Chinstrap61a]

Silicon Ping

[Diamond]

LOL!

Cordially,

[SeafoodGumbo]

Have you ever had a cat (with claws) get startled when it was sitting on you? I would hate to see this lady's breasts get compromised by the claws of a cat. I'm just trying to be a good citizen.

I'm allergic to cats, so I never let them get that close to me. I might overlook my allergy, though, to go warn that woman about the imminent danger to her flawless twins.