The Dragonflies'Lair~Tread LII

Poets of The Lair | May 1, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[SevenofNine]

Breaking news from Fox news alert report of rocket attack hitting Israel market place at this time I got question is Bush there in Israel right now

[Lady Jag]

I asked you not to wake me till the Cubs win!

[Lady Jag]

The Pope and Hillary Clinton were on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

 

However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to Make
this time more interesting, Hillary said to the Pope, 'did you know That
with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Democrat in The
crowd go wild?'

 

He said, 'O. K., show me.' She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat in the
Crowd cheered wildly. The cheering then subsided as quickly as it had
started.

 

The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he
Could do to answer her stunt. 'That was impressive,' the Pope said, 'but
Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Person in this crowd go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will not
Be a momentary display like that of your people, but will go deep into
The hearts of this crowd. They will forever speak of this day, and they
Will rejoice.'

 

The senator doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, 'One little
Wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

 

So the Pope slapped her.

 

 

[Soaring Feather]

I asked you not to wake me till the Cubs win!
Priceless!!!

[Soaring Feather]

Wise thing the Pope did.

[SevenofNine]

OMG Tomkow’s rotton kid had elephant underneath his bed LOL!

That cuteeee LOL!

[SevenofNine]

I been reading UK Times of London exceprt on new Cherie Blair book sound like to me she is what Brits call very vulgar

Did you know that she badmouth President Bush because Bush sometime drop into Texan accent heavy Texan accent she doesn’t like it

Reason why Cherie Blair got pregger with their last kid Leo Blair is because she was afraid and feel embarrased to take birth control pills with her when she went to annual Balmoral get together with PM family and Royal famliy she didn’t want embarrased the Queen in case ole Queen Betty decdided snopped around

OH PLEASEEEE

Going back to accent sometime I go to valley girl accent only when I am tired LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Shhhh...Actually I'm a Republican Tomkow fan.

[Lady Jag]

Right-O! Cherie sounds tres low class!

I’m with you; I slip into the accent of where I am; a lot of people do that without even realizing it.

*My Cherie, the bore...
Dumber than that moron, Albert Gore...”

[SevenofNine]

Perfect example of person who are tired get into accent is my father he is orginally from NY when he get tired or just frustated he go Tony Soprano on you LOL!

She claim that Bill Clinton act southern he didn’t talk southern that you can’t understand him

WHAT

[tomkow6]

"Actually I'm a Republican Tomkow fan."

I'm not a republican....I’m a ordained sociopath....

[Allegra]

#663...ROFL!!

[Allegra]

Y’all just keep a watch out on my Astros...they’re staying right behind your Cubs...waiting for the right moment to take the lead. :-)

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

Your dad must intimidate peeps when he goes on the Family accent!

Bill Clinton's accent is weird I think because he talks out of the side of his mouth.

[Lady Jag]

Aren’t the Cubs and Astros in a league of their own?

[tomkow6]

Central Division Standings
Through games of 05/13/2008
Team	W-L	PCT	GB
Chicago	23-16	.590	-
St. Louis	23-18	.561	1
Houston	22-18	.550	1.5
Milwaukee	20-19	.513	3
Pittsburgh	19-20	.487	4
Cincinnati	17-23	.425	6.5

[NY Attitude]

How can you tell when a politician is lying? His / Her lips are moving. Also, most politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths.

[NY Attitude]

How can you tell when a politician is lying? His / Her lips are moving. Also, most politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths.

[X. OTerica]

Absolutely classic student creations (albeit largely similes, not metaphors); too funny!