Posted on 04/30/2008 11:44:25 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
Alcohol kills germs!
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Beautiful graphic, and sweet poem.
Now I found this for a funny bone poem.
A Scotchman Whose Name Was Isbister
by Ellis Parker Butler
A Scotchman whose name was Isbister
Had a maiden giraffe he called sister
When she said Oh, be mine,
Be my sweet Valentine!
He just shinned up her long neck and kissed her.
Want my “kitty-katz” to come over & cheer you up and make you feel better?????
The Scotsman
By Brian Bowers
A Scotsman clad in kilt, left the bar one evening fair
One could tell by the way he walked he drank more than his share.
He fumbled 'round till he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
(chorus)
Ring-di-diddle-i-didi-o
Ring-di-diddle-i-o
(Last line of verse)
About that time two young and lovely girls happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so proud and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
(chorus)
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be.
And lifted up his kilt just an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt.
Was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth.
(chorus)
They marveled for a moment, one said we must be gone
Lets leave a present for our friend, before we move along.
They left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show
(chorus)
The Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards a tree.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
In a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
Och, lad I don’t know where you've been but I see you've won first prize!
(chorus)
Well report from BBC wire in Nepal there no longer monarchy Rebels has told King get out of palace after 239 years that something
Also another report from Jerserlum Post site IDF Chief suggest PM Ohlmet might have resign because of corruption scandel that Ohlemt guy has more pocket than Sandy Berger
Tomkow dude I am not surpise Cubs beat Dodgers
THEY ARE LA Dodgers they choked
That YouTube rendition of Flower of Scotland was beautiful. It caused me to listen to more bagpipe bands till I got carried away. And then the phone rang and the motorhome was ready to be picked up after its inspection.
We hope to spend a couple days down the Cape next week. Weather has been cranky till the latest forecast.
They wouldn’t have choked if they were the Brooklyn Dodgers.
They are Dodgers they would choke anyway
WHOA Hareetz wire report that PM Ohlmet has announced he won’t resign
Also another report coming off AP wire rivial to crazy Nut job power in Iran has been elect Speaker of Iranian parliament
Also report from BBC wire Russia is now claim they may want some piece of Alaskan oil action
They just tick off Looter guy cheat them out of the deal
Tomkow stop ticking off new leader of Russia he claim you stole his Vodka
Tomkow stole Putin’s Stoli?!!
More like Vlady and Dmetir Russia vodka actually what Monk had photoshop do you remember Vlady hoping worldest ugly dog and vodka drop into Looter guy little bag REMEMBER I think what happen Looter guy sold to Tomkow Vlady in his hangover thought Tomkow stole his Vodka
You Tube is really neat.
Sure hope the weather warms next week for your trip.
Yeah, YouTube is turning in to a video googler. You can find just about everything.
I don’t care so much about the temperature as I do about rain. I prefer cool weather. At the mo, it looks like rain Wednesday. It’d be great if that weekend was good. The weather pattern would have to change.
For tonight we are expecting frost, YIKES!
Albatross -Ottmar Liebert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWOAZMThtuU&feature=related
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