Cops: Man, 70, Attacks Man, 81, With Wal-Mart Pricing Gun

FOX ^ | 04/08/08 | Unknown

[william clark]

“Give me your money or I’ll mark down everything in the place.”

— Steven Wright

[potlatch]

Lol, got that recently in email and your thread just ‘made me post it’!!

[Kenny Bunk]

The way they keep marking down these old timers, I just might slip over to Wal-Mart and pick a couple up. I should get a real deal on old man Esposito, he's a floor model.

THe other guy probably did not have a CCW permit for that price gun thingie, either. But I am all for his rights. If we outlaw price sticker guns, outlaws could price us out of the market.

Or something like that.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[GreenHornet]

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, "Did he mark down six items, or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is the most powerful pricing gun in the world — and would mark down your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

[taraytarah]

A vacationing Walmart customer, speaking on condition of anonymity, offered this eyewitness account:

"There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting greeter ceremony..... but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles...".

She continued, "I think it does once again urge us to think hard about what we can do to make sure that we keep (pricing) guns out of the hands of children and criminals and mentally unbalanced people."