Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem (Toilet paper patrol?)

Drudge Report ^ | March 12, 2008 | CBS4.com

[varina davis]

Our Governor is very busy these days.

[Paul Heinzman]

From what I hear, one square per customer is supposed to be enough.

[BossLady]

"as long as it's not wiped out before then"

:RIMSHOT:

"Oh, yes, ladies and germs I 'll be here all week....."

[Zuben Elgenubi]

My, the governor certainly appears flush with success.

[Biblebelter]

The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

They need to consult with the distinguished GOP senator from Idaho. As I understand it, he has a lot of expertise to share about the public toilets.

[potlatch]

A little dab'll do you....

[kingattax]

it's issues like this that are driving the popularity of charlie crist and talk of him being a potential VP candidate.

floridians dont know how lucky we are to have someone so concerned about our butts

/sarc

[DannyTN]

"Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

I think in most places, the restaurant inspectors will check the bathrooms and ding you if you don't have soap in the restrooms.

[kingattax]

im confident gov. crist will get “behind” this bill

[Content Provider]

This gives me a chuckle. You just know this has to come from some petty tyrant who had an embarrassing episode.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

I've always said I'd never have a female dispenser.

Now I'll have to eat Crow.

[hellbender]

Does this toilet paper shortage explain all the hanging chads on those paper ballots?

[Retired Greyhound]

a Republican proposed this? Unreal. I am all for enough toilet paper, but if it were such a dilemma for me, I would carry my own.

Anyhow, I’m 7am regular, so I don’t go in public.

[devolve]

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LOL!

Good post potlatch!

Recycled!

[potlatch]

[Recycled!]

Lol, what a thought, but yes the graphic is a recycle!

[devolve]

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You’ve created the best animated graphics parodies on the internet that I’ve ever seen

Very original - and no trees died!

[potlatch]

Thank you but you are prejudiced in favor of my stuff.

Pay attention because I have started seeing more animation lately. Pookie posts some on his thread and I found out that it comes from ‘big’ illustrators now!!

I found some of the urls and went to the sites and they are doing more animation all of a sudden.

Hey, maybe they saw me animating their graphics, lol!

[CindyDawg]

HUH. I travel a lot and “no paper” used to frustrate me too. I never thought to call the governor though. I just started carrying my own. Walmart sells a tiny purse size roll.

[rfp1234]

This could open up a new market in ‘commode-ities’.

[rfp1234]

A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature...

That implies that the Legislature is like a convoluted intestine.

Luckily, there is a light at the "end" of the "tunnel".