Posted on 03/07/2008 4:50:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
“You have, of course, reached ME. After the tone leave your name, message, and a return number that you can be reached at. If this is about a resonance cascade, I’m not Gordon Freeman, I can’t help you.”
Weird message I know of..
Shhh, listen. Unfortunately I can’t answer the phone right now because I’ve just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I’m still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I’ll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges.
“Please leave a name, any name, a message, make it up as you go, and somebody’s number, and ask me about the callback results later.”
I want to know how much Dad laughed and also what Mom said about this. Very cool though.
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