Posted on 03/01/2008 7:24:11 PM PST by Soaring Feather
Just got my computer up and running. I have been doing brief stint to FR from work. Thank you for the birthday wished. Hope that you are well and safe.
Good night Soaring Feather. Rest well.
Good morning,
Ms Feather!
Afternoon, TT!
Afternoon, Allegra!
Good morning,
Fellow Lardites!!!
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
Q & A For Older Persons
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+-year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem. Retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+-year-olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+-year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.
5 DAYS TO OPENING DAY
AND 19 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.
Outstanding! I built a tool shed and a workshop in four months. One week at a time.
Afternoon greetngs from what has become a volatile war zone again.
Hey, Gal! Stay safe!
A fitting structure for the “KING” of the Canteen, no?
MOrning tomkow. Some of the quotes are sooooo true. LOL
Good morning Soaring Feather. Hopefully you had a restful nights sleep?
Howdy, yup sure did. Got your computer fixed then, eh?? Good!
When I got home from work this morning 12:30 AM, I had to hook it up and try it out.
I did take note of the late post. Being without a computer for those of us who use them is the pits.
Like the days when we only had phones to communicate.;( And that was not so very long ago either. I bought my first computer in 1993, unfortunately that was a Mac that had no modem.
I had used them though, in college so to have one of my own was like owning one’s first car. LOL
In 1999 I bought a used Mac that was equipped to go on line.
In 1986 I bought my first computer. It was a Commodore 128. What a change in computing power, storage and speed from that time. Apple is just 2 miles away from where I live.
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