TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!
GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way.
Posted on 02/02/2008 5:55:41 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
Double dipping is like kissing without the perks.
Dip once, and just END it.
Yes, and for our limp-wristed friends, “double dipping” involves something even more sinister.
TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!
GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way.
Well what about dip, bite, flip, and redip?
If you break the chip in two and dip separately, not only do you keep the dip clean, but all the calories fall out when you break the chip in half. At least, that’s how it works with cookies.
Single dip and chew with your mouth closed!
Another reason never to go to a party with Bill Clinton. Who knows where that mouth has been!
.. or his cigar!
“Got an SP DPing at the artichoke dip.”
“Swarm, swarm, swarm!”
never share dip in the first place
That is why there is a SPOON in the dip - put some on your little plate, pile up the chips on the side, and dip them as many times as you’d like.
The correct way to dip would be to use a small serving spoon and spoon out a small amount of the dip onto a small dish or into a small bowl. Then you can dip the chip anyway you would like.
He should’ve popped Costanza one in the jaw.
No doubt, I’d get a tetanus shot before stepping into the same room where that alley cat has been. He’s been spending a lot of time overseas, lord only knows what he’s gotten into over there, not that the Hollywood crowd is much cleaner (ever wonder why so many of them are so generous to AIDS charities?).
My son was about four years old when I took him with me to a diner for lunch one day. While I was paying the bill at the cashier's counter he noticed a small bowl of mints (obviously placed there for an after meal treat) with a spoon in the center. He promptly grabbed the spoon and maneuvered a few mints on to it and began moving the spoon and all towards his mouth. Just in time, I grabbed it away from him.
Heck, he was always taught to use the proper utensil when eating! With so many confusing rules, it's never easy being a kid. Or for that matter, a parent. LOL
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