The Dragonflies' Lair~Thread XLVII

The Poets of The Lair | January 31, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[NY Attitude]

Yes, but she always lets me have the last words, like yes Calli. LOL

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLMAO!

[SevenofNine]

Well report from BBC wire claim that Russia and China sign treaty to ban their arms into Outer space why I feel warm and fuzzy NOTTTT

[WayzataJOHNN]

“My goodness. How did you manage to get a picture of my 4th wife?”

YOU were married to Mother Thumb??????????

You need shore leave.

[Soaring Feather]

Okay, folks shutting down now. ;0)

[WayzataJOHNN]

Cold here! 11 degrees outside and 53 degrees inside (the heat is out (second day!)

I’m miserable, grouchy, and becoming like a sore toothed Grizzly

[NY Attitude]

I got shore leave and found my fifth wife. She was soooooo ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.

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Mine.

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Mine.

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Mine.

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Mine.

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Mine.

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Mine.

[WayzataJOHNN]

So?

[WayzataJOHNN]

In the Philippines we used to rate them by how many beers it too drink them lovely. I still shudder at the fife case gal!

[WayzataJOHNN]

In the Philippines we used to rate them by how many beers it took to drink them lovely. I still shudder at the five case gal!

Sorry, cold here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Jag]

I hope you’re right. I’d love to see a good explosive media day that involves Clintons.

[Lady Jag]

The employees had to be drunk to allow two men take over the factory!

I know, the two gunmen walked in right as employees were trying to drown themselves in the vodka vat.

[WayzataJOHNN]

It Was a Falling Moose. I Swear It Was!
Feb 12, 5:31 PM (ET)

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Alaska State Troopers see plenty of hazards, but Trooper Howard Peterson was nearly felled by a new one: falling moose. Peterson was driving Feb. 2 on the Seward Highway south of Anchorage when something big and black fell out of the sky about 20 feet in front of his patrol car. “Falling rock!” he thought, ready to steer clear if it bounced onto the highway.

The thing didn’t roll or shatter. It turned out to be a moose that fell from cliffs next to the highway.

Drivers often see Dall sheep on the cliffs but rarely moose. Peterson estimates the animal fell 150 feet or more.

It was windy that night, Peterson said, and a gust may have startled the moose into a fatal fall.

“They occasionally have bad days like the rest of us,” said wildlife biologist Rick Sinnott. “They slip and fall. Maybe he was reaching for a branch and the snow just gave way.”

Sinnott has heard or moose dying in strange ways - breaking through ice and drowning, jumping off railroad bridges at the sound of a train, falling off small banks. Once he saw the remains of two bulls that died during a rutting battle when their antlers got hooked together by a single piece of barbed wire.

A fall off a cliff probably doesn’t happen often, he said.

Peterson treated the dead animal the same way he handles moose killed by cars. After snapping photos, Peterson called one of the charities that salvage road kill.

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Kathy in Alaska was hunting again I bet!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Jag]

How drunk you have to be drink that?????

As long as you survive, the floor's the limit.