Posted on 01/12/2008 11:58:31 PM PST by County Agent Hank Kimball
Hank, I think you have been warming up to some kind of cigarette and it is taxing you. ;-)
Dont be a dont bee, do be a do bee
Huckabee was my governor for two terms plus a couple years, and he's not what he looks like. He is indeed a liberal republican. He uses government where ever possible to do things for people. If he had the Federal government stash at his disposal, he would spend it all on social programs and He and Janet would have their names inscribed in gold on every federal building in the U.S.
Trust me on this....I am a moderate, and he's way to the left of me.
Hank, put down the crack pipe and take a step back.....
lol!
Courtesy of Grand Theft Auto III:
Lazlow: “Hello caller, you are on the air. Are you sane!?! Eh-heh...are you a sane caller?!?”
Caller: “Absolutely Lazlow. Killer bees!”
Lazlow: “K..killer bees!?”
Caller: “Yes, killer bees! Did you know that the current migration north continues, we will all be dead in 3 years?!? Do you want to become a bee’s supper?!? I don’t! That’s why we must act now!!! Killer bees must be stopped!”
Lazlow: “I wonder why more people aren’t talking about this, I mean, killer bees swarming, and it sounds pretty serious!”
Caller: “Aah...but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can’t kill them! They are like sheep, they are going to take over!!”
Lazlow: “Alright, thanks caller.”
. . .
Caller: “Hey Lazlow. That last guy was a lunatic! Where’d you dig him up from, the state loony bin? And that wacko you had going on about killer bees - what a moron!! I mean...just read a newspaper! Killer bees, er..the evils of artificial sweeteners in soda pops, Roswell..i..it’s all part of the governments propaganda plan! I might as well wear a satellite dish so they can beam their propaganda right into my brain! C’mon, do you honestly believe the NSA’s Echelon system isn’t already reading your e-mails and recording your phone conversations? It’s all designed to frighten us so we don’t complain about our rights being taken way and fighting whatever boogie-men they come up with today!”
Lazlow: “Er..well..you realize that the government listens to this station and if they weren’t playing particular attention to you before, they’re probably gonna be following you now!”
Caller: “Oh yeah! L..look they already got me once! But n-e-ver again!”
Thanks, that was a good video although I didn’t laugh. I thought more about the pain & horror his pardons must have brought to the victim’s families. Huckabee is not for me, I just can not get over those pardons or his dog killing son among the other things I don’t like about him.... I don’t think we need that in the White House.
It's the courteous, polite and proper thing to do..........
and, maybe a flame war will start!
That looks like Ginger and Mary Anne and some third female in the background. Did they return from the island and form a signing trio?
PING for later reading.
It seems your riff follows the style of the Great One, El Rushbo.
Thanks for the suggestion....didn’t think of it.
Hank
Now for an important issue; Marianne or Ginger?
The honey bee situation has been figured out. In an attempt to get more honey per hive the industry changed the shape and size of the wooden hives. The bees didn’t like them and left. The older smaller hives continue to have thriving bee colonies. They are back to building the smaller hives and their bees are staying home again. I live in the middle of orchards and farmland. We observed all of this first hand and have watched it develop and be solved.
PING for later reading.
It seems your riff follows the style of the Great One, El Rushbo.
What a funny Thread!
You folks made me pee my pants... ROFLMAO
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