Chicago most caffeinated U.S. city: survey

Yahoo! News ^ | November 7, 2007 | Kristina Cooke

[Toddsterpatriot]

Not caffeinated enough.

[Toddsterpatriot]

Ping!

[Thane_Banquo]

We’re #1! Pass the deep dish and the Italian beef!

[theDentist]

As the winter comes on and the temperatures drop, more folks will get a hot cuppa joe on the way to work andthecaffeinebuzzwilltakerootandbzzzzzzzzzwillbesoundofChicago.

[Toddsterpatriot]

I’m too tired for the deep dish and the Italian beef. Maybe after a few more cups of coffee.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

I'm proud to be a over caffeinated Chicagoan this morning.

I'd like to thank coffee and all the little people that had a part in making morning, lunch, afternoon, dinner, and before-bed coffee...without them...I don't know...life just wouldn't be the same. I salute you, coffee...you've done mankind a great service!

[Larry Lucido]

This could be bad for children. Hmm, maybe we can try prohibition.....

[Toddsterpatriot]

This could be bad for children.

Think of all the children who'd be late for school if their parent's coffee was outlawed. In the case of the public schools, this could be the best thing for them.....

I'm conflicted.

[battlegearboat]

Mrs. O’Leary’s Latte Creamery

[1rudeboy]

I’m from Chicago and I drink coffee before going to bed.

[dangus]

>> residents of New York consumed the least caffeine. <<

Hmm. Crack, instead?

One of my favorite Letterman lines (and I’m sure it’s not original to him): “Live from New York, the city that never sleeps... and looks like it!”

[Larry Lucido]

(Shhh! I’m trying to figure out how to brew coffee in the bathtub and dig a tunnel to the nearest speakeasy).

[hellbender]

residents of San Francisco, Philadelphia, New York, Detroit and Baltimore consumed the least caffeine.

I also suspected that crack might be the stimulant of choice in Philly, NYC, Detroit, & Balto. For San Franciso, the gay capital of America, it might be methamphetamine.

[ShadowDancer]

You think I’m a mean mom now? Just wait and see what I’m like without my coffee.

[Larry Lucido]

Oh, I’m working on it. See my #12. I can brew a batch of “high octane” just for you! :-)

[Toddsterpatriot]

I’m from Chicago and I drink coffee before going to bed.

Imported coffee? Globalist!

[1rudeboy]

100% arabica bean Maxwell House. God only knows where it comes from. Not North Dakota, that’s for sure.

[az_illini]

I can’t speak for NYC, San Fran, or Philly, but having lived in Balto for a while I can tell you heroin and liberal self righteousness are the drugs of choice in “Charm City”.

[Hegemony Cricket]

[trimom]

I don’t think they went to Alaska. I never saw as many places to get coffee as I did there. Nothing for 50 miles in any direction, but a coffee shack on the side of the road!