****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

Daylight Saving Time ^

[Lucky9teen]

You Are Sunrise

You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.

What Time Of Day Are You?

[nuke rocketeer]

Hey!!! In before 10

[Lucky9teen]

Official Friday Silliness Thread

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[nuke rocketeer]

In the southern hemisphere where summer comes in December, Daylight Saving Time is observed from October to March. Equatorial and tropical countries (lower latitudes) don't observe Daylight Saving Time since the daylight hours are similar during every season, so there's no advantage to moving clocks forward during the summer.

Except for Venezuela. Maximum Leader Hugo decreed that everyone in his socialist paradise should enjoy their misery 30 minutes ahead of everyone else!!

[theDentist]

I’m in before 5, I think.

[Rightly Biased]

mornin

[misterrob]

6th

[ShadowAce]

WooHoo!!!!

[ErnBatavia]

Eighter from Decatur...

[Rightly Biased]

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me...”

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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told

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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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[StarCMC]

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

[GraniteStateConservative]

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I have jury duty Monday, November 5, 2007.
How many will claim the time change will make them late?

[martin_fierro]

[dragonblustar]

LOL. I love those two pics!

[Petronski]

I post these photos without comment, beyond saying that someone named Barry in greater London needs a new hobby:

[BenLurkin]

[Rightly Biased]

I knew it was Bushes fault and this proves it

[Doogle]

.."then..*LOL*..then she sez..*LOLOL*..she sez..It's a good idea to give voter rights to EEEEEEE..*LOL*..illi..*LOL*..illegals..*LOLOL*...quick take me for a walk before I stain the carpet"