What the heck happened to Jim Carrey?

The internet ^ | 9/21/07 | jimboster

[jdm]

This is the girl who pissant thinks is “average,” I think. :)

[expatguy]

Whoa... Don't Taze Me Bro!

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[MotleyGirl70]

We all get old. Some of us age better than others.

It's all in the genes. Some have it and some don't.

[MotleyGirl70]

Jenny had her boobies “done.” Props to the doctor because they look good.

[uglybiker]

I can't comment one way or the other on how they look.

She keeps 'em all covered up. ;-)

[MarkL]

Wow! What happened to the guy? Is he on meth?

My guess is that Jenny McCarthy's been sucking the life out of him... She looks possessed in that photo!

Mark

[decal]

Looks like David Carradine in the Yellow Pages commercials.

[higgmeister]

I don't know, but that girl looks pretty hot, Gotta keep your priorities in perspective.

She was hot in Playboy and on MTV! aND has A zany sENSE OF HUMOR!

Larry the Cable Guy was on Hannity today talking about their kissing scene in his new movie "Witless Protection"

The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Written by anonymous

"Git -R- Done!"

Life is really good for some!

[higgmeister]

[higgmeister]

Ya gotta love a beautiful woman that is a wonderful mother and can still act goofy!

[MNJohnnie]

Ya gotta love a beautiful woman that is a wonderful mother and can still act goofy!

They must be talking about you!

[cowboyway]

[L98Fiero]

Bah, if that were true, I’d look like Don Knotts.

[MotleyGirl70]

I say that because I watched a show this week on the Health Channel that showed women with botched boob jobs. It’s sad the way doctors have butchered some women’s breasts.

[MotleyGirl70]

Did you see his parody of Vanilla Ice from In Living Color.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I think he did a body swap with David Carrdine.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

That and Lazy Sunday(Jim is not in it but it still had me ROTFLMAO) are probably two of the greatest skits of all time

[Sue Perkick]

True dat

[Petronski]

Regarding your tagline, I think there is an error. I think Ron Paul '08 is actually a magnet for America's nuttiest kookballs, not America's kookiest nutballs, if I recall correctly.

Do you have any link to establish the assertion that Ron Paul '08 is a magnet for America's kookiest nutballs, or will you be forced to accede to my assertion that it is actually a magnet for America's nuttiest kookballs?

[A knight without armor]

I saw her on Oprah last week. Can you believe I never heard of her and I still don’t know who she is. I thought she was just a lady who wrote this book about finding a way to help her son recover from autism. She thinks he got autism from a childhood shot. From the videos her son has made a great improvement. So all the while she and Oprah are talking once in a while I’d hear, “Jim Carrey”. I was thinking that is the same name as the actor. I think he is so funny in Dumb & Dumber and the Ace Ventura movies. I know what you are thinking. But I do anyway. Then whilst I was wondering if it could possibly be him they flashed a picture of the two of them, Jenny and Jim, walking out of a building or something and I was just floored. Was that Jim Carrey?! OMG! OMG! OMG! I forget how she said they met but they were dating and she cut it off to concentrate on her son. Then at some point she felt lonely and called Jim and left a message asking if there was still a spot on his couch. They used to sit on his couch I guess. Shortly thereafter he called her and said that yes the spot is still there. She says he is this wonderful caretaker to her and her son. As much as I hate the way Oprah is with celebrities I was wishing he was there just to see him and try to figure out what kind of cure he needs. Gosh, he looks different.