Hoo-Boy! Well, more attacks coming my way...and right after Michael Vick is proving humans are way more dangerous to us than we are to them...
Posted on 07/19/2007 9:45:06 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
Whew! Something for everyone!
Parents will get arrested because the boy got the gun.
It’s just so wierd, they never did that before.......
I don’t advocate the abuse of any dog, but a dog that does THAT needs to be put down.
Now, grab the popcorn, pull up a seat and watch this thread break the 200 plus hit mark.
Complete with mucho anger and sputtering speech.
Not to worry, at the Michael Vick Doggy Re-education Camp, Pit Bulls can be trained not to attack children.
No breed mentioned. I wonder if they were those sweet, cuddly pit bulls.
“The dogs, some pit bulls and others mixed breed, then turned on their owner.”
Reminds me of this joke:
Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when a rabid Rottweiler attacked one of them. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:
“Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal.”
“But I’m not a Celtics fan, “the little hero interjected. “Sorry, replied the reporter. “But since we’re in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were.”
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began “John Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack.”
“But I’m not a Kerry fan either,” the boy responds.
The reporter says, “I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy.”
“What team or person do you like?”
“I’m a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush” the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, “Arrogant Little Conservative Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
Oops, I read too quickly. I see now that they were pit bulls.
Liberals ought to hate this. “Pit bulls” and guns in the same place!
There’s more to this story. What were the boys doing to cause the dogs to attack? Why did the neighbor kid know where the gun was kept? Sounds more like the kids were taking pot shots at the dogs before the dogs attacked.
Hoo-Boy! Well, more attacks coming my way...and right after Michael Vick is proving humans are way more dangerous to us than we are to them...
I enjoyed your joke. :)
yes, it said they were pit bulls.
5 pit bulls and mixed breeds are the “family’s pets”???????
Pit Bulls again? Shucks, I was expecting Yorkies.
my bad, carry on.
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