Posted on 07/16/2007 10:13:49 AM PDT by trumandogz
“Another smoking-related death.”
Second hand smoke?
Was he smoking Lucky Strikes?
Candidate for a Darwin award?
“Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
~Brooke Shields
You know you’re going to Hell for that. LOL!
Will we go to hell for laughing pretty hard?
I hope I don’t go to hell for laughing so hard at it!
Hey, some days suck more than others!
Say a perfect Act of Contrition, put $.50 in poor box and make a generous pledge to Free Republic. By the power invested in me by Jim Robertson, I absolve thee of all taint of guilt. Go and sin no more.
Ironically, It was a Nicorette truck.
What’s an Act of Contrition and who is Jim Robertson? :)
I’d walk into the side of a tank truck for a Camel.
Put me in the mind of the story of the man threatening to jump out of window ledge. A Priest is called to disuade him. (Priest with a thick Irish Brogue.)
“Think of your family, how will they take it?”
“I don’t have any family.”
“Think of your mother what will she think?”
“My mother put me in an foundling home as a baby.”
“Think then or your Blessed Mother, who loves you as her own child.”
“Who’s the Blessed Mother?”
“Jump, you damned Jew bastard.”
Hooo boy, how to light an online fire. Funny, though.
It would've been a lot more fun if the truck had exploded.
Disturbing.
Related Story:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1861749/posts
Perhaps our victim was also listening to an iPod.
BUMP!
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