[nuconvert]

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

"Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him"

[KoRn]

ping! lol

[Tench_Coxe]

Now that made my morning. Thanks.

[yetidog]

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses, a blue shirt and going by the name of Tim Burr.

[csvset]

He obviously didn’t give a fig about the security cameras.

[FreeReign]

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

[Albion Wilde]

Too bad this wasn’t Seattle and he wasn’t a holiday tree. He could have been thrown out by an offended rabbi and the ACLU before even entering the bank.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Have we all learned a good lesson here?

The love of money is the root of all evil.

[Old Professer]

“The boy looked like an overgrown rose bush in a hurricane, all them red petals and green leaves blowin’ off ‘im as ‘E went down the street head over ‘ills”

[EagleandLiberty]

Hmmm...

Wood you be leaf that the branch was robbed?? I guess the E L F needed $$$.