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When garishly-colored,  giant representations of female genitalia are proudly hung outside of theaters hosting "The Vagina Monologues", anyone who objects is instantly labeled "hateful", "anti-woman", "heterosexist" etc. etc.

However, it seems that anyone who has an objection to something that only looks like male genitalia if you have an EXTREMELY wild imagination is taken quite seriously and any objections to it are treated with the gravest respect.

1 posted on 07/06/2007 1:43:52 PM PDT by Stoat
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I’m offended too. The extractor groove is on the wrong end.


72 posted on 07/06/2007 2:10:59 PM PDT by BykrBayb (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub ~ Þ)
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Well, in San Francisco, they know what a real phallus symbol looks like:


73 posted on 07/06/2007 2:11:14 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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Looks like a cartridge to me, but what do I know?


74 posted on 07/06/2007 2:11:15 PM PDT by KC-10A BOOMER (Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue)
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Something like this would have been referred to as a “get your mind out of the gutter” moment not long ago.
76 posted on 07/06/2007 2:13:02 PM PDT by gidget7 ( Vote for the Arsenal of Democracy, because America RUNS on Duncan!)
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They’re shaped like that for safety reasons, not because they resemble giant peters. Rounded edges are much less dangerous when one runs (or walks) into one of these things. They have the similar structures out in front of the TVA complex in Chattanooga to prevent vehicles from driving up the sidewalk in front of the building.


78 posted on 07/06/2007 2:13:46 PM PDT by meyer (It's the entitlements, stupid!)
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When garishly-colored, giant representations of female genitalia are proudly hung outside of theaters hosting "The Vagina Monologues".....

Hey don't give 'em any ideas, they still have the walk/don't walk signs to work on. How'd you like to find yourself, late at night, suddenly facing an 8 foot tall flashing fluffy....

82 posted on 07/06/2007 2:16:19 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (DefendOurMarines.com)
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Disgusting filthy bollards! How could you post that!


84 posted on 07/06/2007 2:17:01 PM PDT by Lorianne
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“The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.”

I think that might just make things worse. ;-)


85 posted on 07/06/2007 2:17:03 PM PDT by Raebie
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Oh good golly. People need to get a life.


86 posted on 07/06/2007 2:17:25 PM PDT by gracesdad
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R2-D2 hardest hit.
87 posted on 07/06/2007 2:18:51 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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How about this?
91 posted on 07/06/2007 2:19:39 PM PDT by Lurking Libertarian (Non sub homine, sed sub Deo et lege)
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From the article: " 'I can't disagree with that,' said City Manager Chris Eppley. 'They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated.' "

Another tragic case
of life imitating art.


99 posted on 07/06/2007 2:26:18 PM PDT by bd476
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The residents of Oregon probably watch way too much pornography.


101 posted on 07/06/2007 2:27:49 PM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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If you have a dirty mind, it is a phallis.

If you have a clean mind, it looks like a concrete trash can.

If you have a Conservative mind, you have to wonder how much they could have saved if they had used painted, concrete-filled 4” steel pipes.


103 posted on 07/06/2007 2:37:15 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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as we were preparing to open a new Naval Hospital in New Orleans in 1976 our female food service officer came into my office and insisted that she would be unable to use the toothpick holders which my purchasing agent had bought for use in the dining room. She would not say why and just kept inviting me to come look at them on my own. It turned out that they were flesh-colored, phallic shaped, and spring-loadded, with a hole in the tip. When you pushed the spring-loaded tip down toward the base a toothpick would pop out of the hole on the tip. I have no idea where my purchasing agent found those things and i suspect that that may the only batch ever sold by that manufacturer. I kept one, thinking about putting it on Ebay someday to see what it will bring.


104 posted on 07/06/2007 2:37:44 PM PDT by fatrat
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Looks like a taller version of R2D2 to me.


106 posted on 07/06/2007 2:41:49 PM PDT by Zack Attack
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Oh for good God’s sakes! If someone has a problem with that then they had better go seek help. Seems that’s all some people can think about these days.


108 posted on 07/06/2007 2:42:39 PM PDT by cubreporter
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It may be short, but it sure is skinny!


111 posted on 07/06/2007 2:45:19 PM PDT by doctor noe
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Shiva Lingams everywhere.


113 posted on 07/06/2007 2:46:19 PM PDT by swarthyguy
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I live about 15 minutes north of Keizer. This looks like a job for SuperC**k!


114 posted on 07/06/2007 2:46:40 PM PDT by KenHorse
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