Give 'Til It Hurts [RNC Phone Solicitation Guidelines]

iowahawk ^ | 06/01/2007 | David Burge

[de meanr]

Kind of funny, even though the RNC just fired all it's phone solicitors.

[NonValueAdded]

6a reality: Rest assured that the base is mad as hell.

[papasmurf]

Where is the option for "all of the above"?

:O)

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America. Together. Again Fred Thompson/JC Watts in '08

[de meanr]

Yes, I’m well aware, NonValueAdded. I’m one of the based that’s mad as hell.

Have to have a laugh once in a while, though.

[de meanr]

I think this was only a draft copy.

[rolling_stone]

I got called today and it was a hard sell they know how we feel. Whether they do anything about it remains to be seen. I had a hard time getting the guy off the phone and even had to request my previous donations back because they were fraudulenty obtained. Tha did work to kill the begging...

[de meanr]

I glanced through your Fred! one-liners. Great Stuff!

Do you have this one:

Fred Thompson has chunks of guys just like McCain in his stool.

[de meanr]

The RNC just recently fired their phone solicitation employees.

Sounds like they’ve hired a telemarketing Co. to work on a percentage basis.

That was a pretty good line “...had to request my previous donations back because they were fraudulenty obtained.”

LOL

[papasmurf]

Gee, no one ever mentions my dogs. LOL

I think I'll have to change my tag line.

:O)

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[kingu]

The RNC can get money from me again once they figure out what they’re campaigning for, and present even a vague plan to put it into place. Because the other guy sucks is the liberal fundraising plan, and I’m sick of it.

[TChad]

The comprehensive immigration bill also provides $800,000 for gates on the Oklahoma fence to insure a constant supply of immigrants to do the jobs that Americans, and formerly hard-working Z-visa Americans, won't do.

I read the words, and I hear them being spoken in Trent Lott's voice.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I’ve found that pressing the off button ends the call instantly.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

LOL!!

>> 8. Two words: Nancy Pelosi. You at least have to admit we’re somewhat better than Nancy Pelosi.

If “yes,” return to 1a; if “go **** yourself,” go to 9

9. If I actually did **** myself, would that help you reconsider giving a donation?

If “yes,” describe ****ing self and return to 1a; if “no,” go to 10

10. All right then. Thank you for your time.

Hang up; turn in resignation<<

[de meanr]

I read through your list of Fred Thompson one-liners. Some of them were hilarious!

Cute dogs, too. Mine used to fight over a tennis ball. Not really fight. Just play-fight. miss ‘em.

First solo. Kewl. I’ve jumped from an airplane but never flown one.

[de meanr]

panhandle Dumas?

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

That’s the one that the original Ding Dong Daddy is from. I’m actually from Corpus Christi, but I like the song.

[papasmurf]

Did you see I put your one liner on?

Last October, I celebrated my 30 year annivesary of my first "Sport Parachute" jump. Coleman Barracks Sport Parachute Club, Mannheim, Ger. Wot-woot!

Thanks for coms on the dogs. If I didn't know better, I'd swear these two were from the same litter. LOL

:O)

P America. Together. Again Fred Thompson/JC Watts in '08

[stephenjohnbanker]

B U M P

[AirBorn]

When I look at the Current condition of the RNC and especially the Large GROWTH of sell-outs & RINO’s and the LACK of dealing with them buy the GOP Leadership— the LACK of discipline or Unity in the GOP/RNC- I think of the Movie/play “1776”; where a lone soldier sings this song,
“..Is anybody there?? Does anybody Care??...”

I DO Know that at times we all must “ Make Lite “ of ourselves- but the Present Conservative system & lack of organization- at this CRUCIAL war 7 cultural point in AMERICA’s time & History- is nothing to laugh at.

Have a Great Day- I am “working” today cause I happen to be one of those “ useless Rich People-

DA

[Bernard]

When I look at the current condition of the RNC, my first inclination is to knock somebody on the top of the head and ask, “Hello, McFly! Is there anybody in there?”