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2nd-Hand Flatulance Prompts New Butts Out Policy
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| 3/26/07
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Posted on 03/27/2007 1:32:33 AM PDT by BnBlFlag
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To: Charles Martel
Charles Martel - sounds like a Frankish name to me!
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posted on
03/27/2007 5:03:25 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: commish
Not cheap, but it works every time.
42
posted on
03/27/2007 5:08:11 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: BnBlFlag
Did someone step on a duck?Stewart must have squashed the entire flock.
To: tuffydoodle
I'm starting to question our friendship when you only ping me to fart threads.
Speaking of which, I'm sitting here having breakfast at Denny's. I may send up a test ballon to see what kind of reaction I get from the other diners.
44
posted on
03/27/2007 6:11:56 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: GOP_Raider
Not directly...
However, it can be argued that "beer" and "fart" often go hand in hand...8^)
Will ping when I get home...
To: Maximus of Texas
You're the only person I know besides me that owns a fart machine.
If I ate breakfast at Denny's I wouldn't need the machine.
46
posted on
03/27/2007 8:24:50 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: BnBlFlag
Too much Bubble and Squeak?
A traditional English dish typically made from vegetable leftovers.
Bubble and Squeak
Serves 4
450g (1lb) Potatoes, cooked and mashed
225g (8oz) Cabbage or Brussel Sprouts, cooked and finely chopped
25g (1oz) Butter or Oil
1 Onion, finely chopped
Heat the butter or oil in a large frying pan.
Add the onion and cook until soft and transparent.
Add the potatoes and cabbage (or sprouts).
Mix well.
Fry over a medium heat, turning occasionally, for 15 minutes or until golden brown.
Serve with bacon and eggs for breakfast or as part of a supper dish.
47
posted on
03/27/2007 8:26:14 AM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I have a simple rule for determining when it's time to marry a woman. When you are comfortable enough to fart in her presence, then you will know it's time. Extra points if you are comfortable farting in the bed and then pulling the covers over her head afterwards. :)
48
posted on
03/27/2007 8:27:53 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: tuffydoodle
I was working a PGA tournament Pro-Am and one of the workers had a Fart Box. That was until Leslie Nielson "got wind of it" and appropriated it. He used it all over the course during tee offs and putts. It later made an appearance on Johnny Carson.
49
posted on
03/27/2007 8:30:02 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: dfwgator
Good recovery from our last conversation!
50
posted on
03/27/2007 8:33:17 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(There are 2 types of Rudy fans - the uninformed or anti-conservative TROLLS who do not belong on FR)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Yep, I learned my lesson.
51
posted on
03/27/2007 8:33:56 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: dfwgator
Honey, when did you change your screen name???????
52
posted on
03/27/2007 9:02:29 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz57 and french-fried potatoes)
To: dfwgator
Congrats! You have brought romantic refinements to a new level. No doubt many girls will never forget you! :)
To: Continental Soldier
54
posted on
03/27/2007 10:13:15 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: rzeznikj at stout; GOP_Raider; Rodney King; Tainan; Chasaway; SquirrelKing; dynachrome; ...
Beer Ping!
A low to medium ping list aimed at all of us who, well, love our beer
FReepmail rzeznikj at stout to be added or struck from the list
To: tuffydoodle
"You're the only person I know besides me that owns a fart machine."
You need to get out more.
56
posted on
03/27/2007 11:07:48 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
Good thing smoking was banned with that guy in the pub. Coulda been a big explosion!
57
posted on
03/27/2007 3:51:40 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dynachrome
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